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"Bibi, please tell me more about how Palestinian Christians are all sekrit Muslin terrorists."

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Yep. He was at the front door. He heard the shot.

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Is there a question about alter boys?

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Catholics are a lot more flexible regarding the age of the earth than fundamentalist Protestant assholes.

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... $20?! That's more than I paid for the glasses. Which could explain why I don't wear them.

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"The real strength of Ayn Rand's fiction lies in her mastery of the monologue. Her characters may be wooden, their beliefs incomprehensible; the plot may be plainly absurd on its face; the dialogue may limp, haltingly, across the page, falling into the occasional ditch. But the monologue! It would do credit to any aspiring evil overlord."

"Given the choice between reading this and poking your own eyes out with a sharp stick, give the prospect of lifelong blindness fair consideration."

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Cokh, anus ... does everything have to be about buttsechs at Wonkette?

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Ah Koch Brothers? You know Nice Pope is a Jesuit, don't you? Ok, well, good luck with trying to sell him on anti-intellectualism then.

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Your first favorite Argentinian is Astor Piazzolla, I presume?

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Obligatory Ars Technica article pointing out that climate scientists aren't agreeing with the consensus for money.

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I love Piazzolla almost as much as I love Carlos Gardel! No, my favorite is Che.Btw, I didn't know who Piazzolla was until 10 minutes ago.

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Upfist for Darkwing Duck!

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HAve you looked at the list Of Universities to Church runs?

Do you have any a idea whom the Jesuits are?

The Church accepted science a long time ago and has been promoting it for a long time

I disagree with then on most issues but they are not anti-science

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The Catholics Church doesn't believe in either biblical literalism or young earth creationism., that a long time ago

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Yeah, whatever. We still own all the press. And Congress. And all of the think tanks.

-The Kochs

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Guess it is time to repost, this yet AGAIN...

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