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Fog of Jen's avatar

So glad ol bob sat on all this stuff for his book. Not like we coulda used that during an impeachment, or the last election, or anything.

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I don't want to go full copy editor on anyone, but shouldn't that be knob-slobberer?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Whoever was the head of the CIA at the time should be fired from whatever job they have now for having failed to intercept the package and coat the q-tips in Covid virus. If Israel can intercept and sabotage hundreds of pagers, the CIA should be able to intercept and sabotage a freaking Covid test.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Especially because they were being sent *by* the government presumably.

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Void's avatar

That’s the America I want to live in!

Seriously, fuck Putin

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Zen Gali's avatar

Trump is a total sleazebag who has lost it mentally, and he's slow, lethargic, incompetent and overall a boring person with no personality.

There. I fixed it for you.

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peregrin's avatar

I gotta say, Drumpf has found the perfect lickspittle in Steven Cheung.

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Zen Gali's avatar

I'm not convinced it isn't John Barron ghost-writing these press releases. Sure sounds like him.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

He even looks the part.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

He's more creepy-weird than odd.

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Boojum's avatar

Except his first name would be Blow

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Pliny the Younger's avatar

Knock, knock.

PAB: Who's there?

Logan Act.

PAB: Logan Act who?

Knock, knock.

PAB Who's there?

Espionage Act, and I saw you first!

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MayorDefacto's avatar

Gosh, who should I trust? Trump's lackeys, the Kremlin, or Bob Woodward? This is a real freakin' Sophie's choice, here.

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"M"'s avatar

Hillary

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MayorDefacto's avatar

She was right on the money in 2016, but that all got flushed down a James Comey-sized email investigation memory hole.

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Zen Gali's avatar

Hell, she was right on the money in 1998, when she called out the "vast, right-wing conspiracy" that was angling to take over the country, and got mocked and derided by our oligarch-owned "liberal media."

It was also HILLARious how "but her emails" replaced any concerns about the 22 MILLION emails that "went missing" from Bush the Lesser's Misadministration.

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"M"'s avatar

I would like it investigated exactly how buddy buddy ol’ Comey was with the NY FBI guy who was indicted for basically being a foreign agent working on Russia’s behalf

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Does anyone still care about his secret pool house documents, or was that yet another thing that just tired investigators out?

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fuflans's avatar

we're waiting for 11th circuit to weigh in on cannon's absurd dismissal of the case. i think it's december or january.

that one actually has a decent chance of coming back to life.)

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Jack is being strategic and getting as much info out into the public as possible before the election, once Harris wins then he can bring the hammer down on Cannon and get her tossed from the case.

Then the fun begins.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

That case is currently tied up in Florida because the judge is a Trump appointee.

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Bruce's avatar

"That case is currently tied up in Florida because the judge is a Trump slobbering acolyte."

FTFY. She's just making shit up outta whole cloth.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Trump is refusing intelligence briefings from our own services but is still having phone sex with our enemy.

Definitely on brand.

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Zen Gali's avatar

He's probably just not taking them because he suspects they're being laced with misinformation traps that can be traced back to him when they show up on the Kremlin's doorstep...

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Honestly, if our intelligence community wasn't doing that the second he left office, they should be fired.

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"M"'s avatar

I'm actually glad he's not taking the briefings

I would like to know who's reading them instead ...

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Staramour's avatar

"Successfully suing" um, no. Unless you count a lawsuit that hasn't been laughed out of court for lack of standing or some other foundational principle. Then, even that only means your lawyer isn't a dipshit. You ain't successful until the verdict.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Is Cheung going to call Putin names? Please proceed.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The IMAX legal brigade is going to face layoffs when Kamala is elected, because nearly all their business now is in dealing with fuckhaids like Steven Cheung.

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I should have been more specific. The IMAX patent infringement legal brigade. Going after projectors like Cheung.

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belfryo's avatar

I get it, but I'm afraid it's a little too obtuse.

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Zen Gali's avatar

abstruse

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Cheung is PROJECTING.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

It's a pun, or play on words

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Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Yes, they do, which is rather amazing to me that you don't grok the overlap here....

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

How is it that drumpf isn’t already on constant intel surveillance? Surely our country’s intel system knows what he’s been up to? The man is a perpetual security threat.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

I’m sure the spooks here are just like every other intelligence service just seeing what’s up at his Florida trash palace and reporting back to their superiors.

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Bigby's avatar

"dirty underpants, or if he sprays it all with cologne, or his pee."

[Washes eyeballs with bleach, having read that; sticks chopsticks up nose to crush the exact neurons retaining that image]

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theCryptofishist's avatar

I thought Putin didn't like Nazis.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Russians will jump into bed with Nazis if they think they'll get something out of it.

See: Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact

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"M"'s avatar

He doesn't like dictators unless they're him

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