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Bat In The Belfry's avatar

So what was in Addendum B that convinced a Magistrate Judge to actually sign off on this turd?

James's avatar

A STOLLEN Election? FUCK! All this time I thought we were electing a President in 2020. Now you’re telling me we were picking a German Christmas bread??

I guess it beats fruitcake.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Because the stupidest goddamn people who ever existed (aka Trump taint lickers) are too goddamn stupid to realize that even if Fulton County had frauded one million-billion-infinity ballots, the walking pus-oozing anal wart still would have lost the 2020 election.

Thorn Spike's avatar

Wow, that Benny Johnson. That's quite a ruble-fueled gestalt he's got going there.

belfryo's avatar

Cross eyed git meets Morticia's evil twin. News at 11

Punny Name's avatar

"The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner." -Milhouse Van Houten

Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

I am so,so, so, so sick and tired of being told I didn't vote for Joe Biden. And in regard to pissing on Trump's grave, can we please have a huge and ongoing piss-in or piss-on demonstration when he's in the ground --where every Biden voter gets a turn?

Rags's avatar

Welp, there goes the chain of evidence

VwllssWndr's avatar

In a court of law, yes. For the court of Fox News public opinion Dear Leader will claim he REALLY won by some ridiculous margin.

Aileen's avatar

I really feel the extraordinary levels of stupidity, mendacity and grievance are the only thing saving us from the extraordinary levels of evil, so sorry, Fulton county elections office, enjoy yet another thorough but ultimately fruitless probing.

mzf's avatar

The pictures of those armed, bullet-proof vested, camouflaged, ICE (storm)troopers crouching as they carefully entered the elections office as if it was a building in the rubble in Stalingrad. Will they get "Purple Hearts" from any paper cuts. Or, Purple Rain awards, considering it's Minnesota.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

But look who the fuck dragged her ass away from standing in front of her mirror and playing spy dress-up like she’s Keri fucking Russell in The Americans.

Keri Russell, Elizabeth Jennings AND Nadezhda Borisovna Popova libelz!!!!

mzf's avatar

Speaking of Keri, where's Kari Lake? Haven't heard about her recently, and it must really burn.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Isn’t she running/ruining Voice of America?

Fifth Dentist's avatar

I read she's moving to another state to continue failing as a Senate candidate.

glenglish's avatar

More Trump monkey shit thrown at the walls to see if any of it will stick.

Mary Hall's avatar

Sure, our band sux big time, but at least we're LOUD!

Caepan's avatar

My guitar playing skillz (or lack thereof) LIBELZ!!1!!1!!

Whenever anybody asks me, I tell them, "You know that old saying, 'If you can't play good, play loud?' Well, I play 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥!"

Mary Hall's avatar

Reminds me of another saying, "If it's too loud, you're too old."

Despard Murgatroyd's avatar

I wonder if we'll get to see Giuliani fart all over Jenna Ellis again.

glenglish's avatar

Smells like we may Cash in.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Minnesota Invasion Appears Tied To Trump's Wild Claim Of Winning The State 3 Times

"Marc Elias, an elections lawyer who is defending Democratic states that Trump’s attorney general, Pam Bondi, is suing to obtain voter data, said it was obvious that all three losses still enrage Trump.

“He’s obsessed with Minnesota because he cannot believe that an overwhelmingly white state in that part of the country didn’t vote for him. He can’t imagine how that could be true. And so he’s going to punish them in the same way that he’s going to punish other blue states,” Elias said in a Tuesday podcast. “He is punishing those states by sending in federal officers, federal officials to terrorize the population, to disappear neighbors, to break in doors without warrants.”

Elias said the administration’s demand shows its true motive behind the ongoing “Operation Metro Surge” in Minneapolis: to get its hands on voters’ data that can help Trump suppress Democratic votes in the midterms later this year. “To accomplish any of this at scale, he will need unredacted statewide voter files. That would allow him and Bondi to identify which voters to target, which ballots to discard, and against whom to lodge false claims of election fraud,” he wrote in a Monday newsletter."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-minnesota-retribution_n_697a7a5ce4b00b1deb8f2aaa

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

But TFG won't make the connection between the current Minnesotan response to ICE, which is the realization of his election platform, and the Minnesotan response to his candidacy back in 2024. TL;DR they hated him then and still do.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

TFG can't even make the connection between the number of fingers on one hand and the NUMBER 5!!

Dementia is a bitch!!

Richard S's avatar

So here's what I want to ask those clowns:

"Let's say you prove that the election was 'stollen'. Then what?"

Alternative Dog's avatar

"Then we are justified in refusing to cede our control of all three branches of government until we can figure out how to prevent election theft from happening again. That might take decades."

glenglish's avatar

Expect a reply that's nuttier than a fruitcake.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Coupled with a compensation demand measured in billions.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

The olds still remember, it used to not be this dumb.

It was dumb, sure, but not -this- dumb.