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Not YOU!

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Many people say Diebolt already has intentionally through the election in Ohio

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Right. I hear about how the undocumented aren't reporting wage theft, sexual assault, and on and on for fear of being deported, yet they're going to go vote while some old white dude Republican poll watcher gives every person of color the evil eye and has ICE on speed dial?

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I'm sure Trayvon Martin would have preferred to vote for Hillary. But he couldn't because some republican pussy armed with a pistol soiled his panties when confronted by a teenager armed with some Skittles. You know all about republican pussies don't you.

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Another Swamp Thing.

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I don't think he swings that way.

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So doesn't that prove that the existing laws are adequate and being enforced?

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As if he could even hold a fully charged firehose or an air pack.

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I believe "the Doctor" is a gender neutral title, also too.

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Another way to gerrymander.

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I see what you did there.

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry, did you mean Zimmerman beats women? I'm sure that's funny to you also--still the death of the party, you are!

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It's frankly insulting. We're down to the 'z-team'.

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Which, in case Dick Street Dicks can't follow, means undiscovered voter fraud to any degree likely to affect an election is extremely unlikely, as it requires nearly as many people to commit felonies as you have actual fraudulent votes. The first person to get caught flips on the conspiracy in order to cut a deal and BAM the whole thing is exposed.

Oh, you say that no one has offered to cut a deal in exchange for exposing a massive conspiracy to commit voter fraud? What COULD we infer from that?

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