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Querolous's avatar

Wingnuts will not be buying the new Pixelbook. It doesn't have a caps lock key.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I had assumed it even WITHOUT knowing that fact.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Preachin' to the choir, brah.- Squanto

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Is that even possible?

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

I'm afraid so.

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phoenix00's avatar

Someone needs a STIFF reality check....

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phoenix00's avatar

Here I always thought Breitbart skewed script kiddie/4chan Pepe fans and home-schooled Gen-Xers.

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clubseal's avatar

No shit 59 percent of illegal aliens removed from the country had been convicted of crimes ... that's how they get caught, oh Genius Kobach.

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puredog's avatar

Their alleged sex life is not our concern.

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Yeah I saw that and for most of them its ego and money.

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OutOfOrbit's avatar

and now, "nothing can be done" is what they'll say

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I need to go lie down. After reading the Drumpf brain droppings in the previous post then this, I'm at risk for a derp-induced fugue state.

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BrianW's avatar

He prefers troops that are dead so they can't talk back.

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Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

At my Catholic high school, the seniors took a 3-day retreat called Kairos. It was done in groups, which were selected randomly. It was intended to be a time to recognize and reflect on your feelings, and while everyone was skeptical going in, nearly everyone came back saying it was a great experience. During the retreat, designated Kairos student leaders would give a talk where they exposed some emotional vulnerability, which would lead to discussions and (obligatory) prayer. Like the opposite of Seinfeld, there was a lot of hugging and learning, and the secrets revealed on Kairos were sacrosanct.

One of the leaders when I went was a kid who was pretty relentlessly bullied. But unlike most bullying victims, he brought it on himself by being a petty, intolerant annoyance all the god damn time, and he knew it. He said he had a hard time connecting with people, and he didn't have any friends, and he was really working on it. We all saw him differently for the rest of the weekend, and, finally, he seemed to really, seamlessly integrate with his peers. It was nice.

Then on Monday he was an asshole again.

This is what Republicans are doing right now.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Until something is done and the people ordering these actions are sentenced to long jail terms, it will keep happening. And as long as the actions favor the GOP, nothing will be done. Even if the Democrats take power. I respect Michelle Obama, but sometimes the high road is the wrong path to take. If you really want to drain the swamp, you have to get down in the muck yourself so you can clear whatever is clogging the drain.

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