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fuflans's avatar

hahahahahahahahahahhaha

i SO read darren mcgavin and then i thought of 'night stalker' which is pretty awesome for a wednesday night.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>This unconscionable delay in transporting ballots made the post office “the greatest vehicle for disenfranchisement in the country.”</em>

Right, while you're just as <em>pure</em> as the driven snow and would <em>never</em> disenfranchise <em>anyone</em>. [insert palpable sarcasm and disdain here]

schmannity's avatar

The Grey Old Pricks Party will do whatever it takes to stop one fraudulent voter, even if 47% of the electorate is barred.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Grapes?!? There was a cookie platter and all you took were some grapes?!? What were you thinking?

Also, too, nicely done reconnaissance work. I assume you wore your <i>"I *heart* Reagan"</i> campaign button as part of your no-I'm-not-a-liberal disguise.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"... just a silly presidential race on the ballot, which Kris says Kansans don’t care enough to vote in because the state is seen as an easy win for Republicans."

Except that they cared more in previous years for some reason? Not that GOP logic has never been strong, but this is as lame as it gets.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I heard that Soylent Green was the entree at the luncheon.