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"The “Duck Dynasty” producer, Rob Worsoff, who is from Canada, wants everybody to know that it’s not as bad as it sounds . . . "

Welp, Canada's certainly no worse off without him

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UnionThuggery's avatar

"Or competition to try to guess who is an ICE agent, and who is a Proud Boy in a gaiter, hoodie, and ICE jacket they got off of eBay."

This is a trick question. They are the same.

Also, this show doesn't sound as compelling as "Ow! My Balls!"

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Marycat2021's avatar

In one day, we went from being a country that at least pretended to care about human rights to becoming a surreal, Orwellian nightmare. I saw it coming, but I had no idea how horrifying it would actually be.

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Cthulhu's avatar

We've already seen this movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_QHzV3NVPk

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

So, not the Dating Game!

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RRJKR's avatar

Just when you think they can't make you cringe any harder.... The stupidity is impossible to quantify.

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sea tea dee ay's avatar

> Daily Mail's reporting is an affront to journalism

"HEARTBREAKING! The Worst Person You Know Made A Great Point"

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The show's going to need a catchy phrase everyone can easily remember for the person who loses each week.

I'm going with, "You're deported!"

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RRJKR's avatar

Immediately followed by the entrance of three really really big ICE agents in full tactical gear who proceed to beat the snot out of the loser, shackle him in extra heavy irons, and drag his busted up ass off stage. Excellent!! Very high ratings

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Something has to be scheduled against "Ow! My Balls!"

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

"heritage challenge"

Insert Family Guy Skin Color Chart meme here.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

The thing about ignorance is that it is no excuse in the eyes of the law because you are SUPPOSED to be aware of it, and lying about things related to your participation - especially if it is your job! - have a way of rebounding on you. Hopefully, they will suffer bigly for their crimes - and - they - are - crimes!

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Meg Inwood's avatar

The only immigrants who *might* be batshit crazy and dead fucking dumb enough to bring themselves to the attention of *this* administration are the 57 lonely South African conspiracy theorists who somehow managed to fuck up completely in a country where white people still own 75% of private property.

"But wait!" I hear you say. "They're already being fast-tracked for citizenship, not to mention they're getting free land and housing bought up from small farmers who'd gone into debt by Elon's billionaire pals!"

Yes, yes, I know. But *this* way they'll get on TV, and they're the only immigrants in the whole of America who can do it risk-free.

Really, even for The Reality TV Administration (trademark), this is fucking vomitous.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The people who'll watch this show will not tolerate a white person being told to get the fuck out.

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Meg Inwood's avatar

Point.

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Paytheline's avatar

First thing I saw when I went into SJC this afternoon was Noem’s plastic mug doing talking things on a screen in baggage claim. So camera shy, that lady.

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LOU LOU's avatar

Trump admin knows that Trump got elected because people watched him on TV so this is no surprise that they would create a TV show.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Recall the early scenes of "Satyricon", in Vernacchio's Theater, where a jaded audience watches a live dismemberment and applauds as the actor/victim is lead offstage, grasping his wrapped and bleeding stump, while gesturing in appreciation of the audience's acclaim.

Just syain'...

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AdmNaismith's avatar

Fine - but tRump has to be the first contestant.

He'd be eliminated at the end of the first ep, and sent to Libya (they don't deserve that, but here we are).

The real fun would be watching him try to make it on the streets of Tripoli without his ugly gold airplane.

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