"no hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle!”
I'm confused, does DHS' Birkenau Barbie mean: (a) her feet in the stirrups of a gynecologist table for an fun date with a speculum (she seems the type that might enjoy that, and the colder the room, table, and the speculum the better); (b) the metaphorical position of cowgirl or reverse cowgirl (and guess how she's grasping the "pummel"); or (c) actually on horseback?
I can see the glam pic -- the quality is right up there with her ad productions thanking "President Donald J Trump [sic] for making America safe again." -- but the caption could have been a double entrendre ("nudge nudge snap snap Grin grin, wink wink, say no more.")
I'm sure I'm too old to survive to read the Noem children's tell-all books. No way a woman so consumed by rage that she had to kill two innocent animals to assuage it is going to walk through the front door and turn into Donna Reed.
The biggest lie in that story is her daughter got off the school bus, didn't see the dog, and said, "Where's Cricket?"
She got off the bus, didn't see Cricket running up to greet her, and she knew.
Trump is flying over the country in his Qatari magic carpet looking down and he can see people moving about on the ground below. He says: "I think I'll throw a $1000 bill out of the cabin door and make somebody down there happy. What do you guys think?"
Ivanka says: "Daddy why not throw 10 $100 bills and make more people happy?"
Eric says: "In that case, throw out 20 $50's?"
Don Jr. pipes up and says: "Even better just throw down 1000 singles!!!"
Turns out somebody had left their unsecured cell phone on and the voice of Siri came over the intercom and says: "Just throw yourself out the damn door and make the whole world happier!"
"Why is Director of Homeland Security Kristi Noem riding horses through fields in Argentina with her rumored lover, Corey Lewandowski, and posting multiple vacation-ad-style videos about it, while strings swell in the background?"
Is Saddle her nick name for Cory?
"no hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle!”
I'm confused, does DHS' Birkenau Barbie mean: (a) her feet in the stirrups of a gynecologist table for an fun date with a speculum (she seems the type that might enjoy that, and the colder the room, table, and the speculum the better); (b) the metaphorical position of cowgirl or reverse cowgirl (and guess how she's grasping the "pummel"); or (c) actually on horseback?
I can see the glam pic -- the quality is right up there with her ad productions thanking "President Donald J Trump [sic] for making America safe again." -- but the caption could have been a double entrendre ("nudge nudge snap snap Grin grin, wink wink, say no more.")
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All the STAFF she needs 😆
I'm sure I'm too old to survive to read the Noem children's tell-all books. No way a woman so consumed by rage that she had to kill two innocent animals to assuage it is going to walk through the front door and turn into Donna Reed.
The biggest lie in that story is her daughter got off the school bus, didn't see the dog, and said, "Where's Cricket?"
She got off the bus, didn't see Cricket running up to greet her, and she knew.
My bet is on Kristi and Donny!
Ta, Evan. WHY??!!!!
Trump is flying over the country in his Qatari magic carpet looking down and he can see people moving about on the ground below. He says: "I think I'll throw a $1000 bill out of the cabin door and make somebody down there happy. What do you guys think?"
Ivanka says: "Daddy why not throw 10 $100 bills and make more people happy?"
Eric says: "In that case, throw out 20 $50's?"
Don Jr. pipes up and says: "Even better just throw down 1000 singles!!!"
Turns out somebody had left their unsecured cell phone on and the voice of Siri came over the intercom and says: "Just throw yourself out the damn door and make the whole world happier!"
When these maga offenders are convicted of crimes against humanity the first of many punishments they receive should be having their thumbs cut off.
The only thing more embarrassing than being cuckolded by Corey Lewandowski would be being married to Secretary Kristallnacht in the first place
If you are going to go retro for your group photo the Isaac From the Love Boat double guns is the way to go.
Outstanding commentary!
"Why is Director of Homeland Security Kristi Noem riding horses through fields in Argentina with her rumored lover, Corey Lewandowski, and posting multiple vacation-ad-style videos about it, while strings swell in the background?"
She did it because she's Kristi Noem.
Governor from a state with more cows than people put in charge of disaster management for 350M.
Only in America.
Ahhh, nothing like a sexy death tour to get those creative juices flowing...
Those two deserve each other
But if I'm Corey, I'm steering clear of any open pits
Yeah. That dog don’t hunt.
Scenic, historic Argentina.
Perfect for members of the regime who want the US to suffer the same fate, with state sanctioned disappearances, torture and oppression.
Also too Nazis.