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J. Gerbil's avatar

Wait, isn't the attorney general the same guy who hit and killed a man recently?

CripesAmighty's avatar

Rather the pity we don't seem to have folks lying around as vicious and mercenary as Linda Tripp and Lucianne Goldberg when we need 'em.

ciaobella's avatar

Really, it’s hard to become an appraiser?

Here’s appraising:Drive to a houseObserve that it’s not burned down or a meth labFind out that the house to the left sold for $700k and the house to the right sold for $720kAppraise house at $710k

Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I am sorry, but you sure as fuck aren't a god fearing family if you aren't fearful of covid and what it is doing to your fellow state residents.

Nalano635's avatar

They love god so much they want to meet her as soon as possible.

fifthdentist's avatar

When inoculation was becoming a thing there were Christian ministers who railed against it as an unnatural barrier that thwarted their god's prerogative to smite people as he saw fit.Like, god's all: "Fuck, I was going to kill Sarah Smith, but she got vaccinated for smallpox. I had her dying penciled in for today since the time I created the universe, and now that's shot to shit."Like he couldn't have sent a runaway horse cart to kill her crossing the street instead, since he's all-powerful?

Carpeperdiem's avatar

"But that's fairly irrelevant to the question of why Noem's daughter was in the room...."Take your daughter to work day?

fifthdentist's avatar

"And another thing, it's really hard to be licensed as a brain surgeon in South Dakota. I really should look at opening that up for more people. My cousin Ed's got a garage, and he can fix anything." -- Noem has a thought

Carpeperdiem's avatar

You forgot to mention checking to see if any black people live there.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

It was a deer...with glasses...that ended up in the front seat.

11Charlie's avatar

Not a cow, a bison.

And on Harney's Peak, not Mount Rushmore.

Now in Nebraska you wrestle a cow. On top of Courthouse Rock.

Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

It seems like if you feared God, you would try to stop whatever he is doing to you, but I am just an areligious woman who is constantly accused of having magical powers, so what do I know?

fifthdentist's avatar

"Show me on the doll where YHWH hurt you."

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Due diligence, my friend. Maybe that's why she didn't get the license to begin with.

Mark Lungo's avatar

And that's how the Final Destination franchise was created.