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J. Gerbil's avatar

Wait, isn't the attorney general the same guy who hit and killed a man recently?

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Rather the pity we don't seem to have folks lying around as vicious and mercenary as Linda Tripp and Lucianne Goldberg when we need 'em.

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ciaobella's avatar

Really, it’s hard to become an appraiser?

Here’s appraising:Drive to a houseObserve that it’s not burned down or a meth labFind out that the house to the left sold for $700k and the house to the right sold for $720kAppraise house at $710k

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Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I am sorry, but you sure as fuck aren't a god fearing family if you aren't fearful of covid and what it is doing to your fellow state residents.

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Nalano635's avatar

They love god so much they want to meet her as soon as possible.

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fifthdentist's avatar

When inoculation was becoming a thing there were Christian ministers who railed against it as an unnatural barrier that thwarted their god's prerogative to smite people as he saw fit.Like, god's all: "Fuck, I was going to kill Sarah Smith, but she got vaccinated for smallpox. I had her dying penciled in for today since the time I created the universe, and now that's shot to shit."Like he couldn't have sent a runaway horse cart to kill her crossing the street instead, since he's all-powerful?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

"But that's fairly irrelevant to the question of why Noem's daughter was in the room...."Take your daughter to work day?

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fifthdentist's avatar

"And another thing, it's really hard to be licensed as a brain surgeon in South Dakota. I really should look at opening that up for more people. My cousin Ed's got a garage, and he can fix anything." -- Noem has a thought

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

You forgot to mention checking to see if any black people live there.

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fifthdentist's avatar

In South Dakota?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

It was a deer...with glasses...that ended up in the front seat.

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11Charlie's avatar

Not a cow, a bison.

And on Harney's Peak, not Mount Rushmore.

Now in Nebraska you wrestle a cow. On top of Courthouse Rock.

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Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

It seems like if you feared God, you would try to stop whatever he is doing to you, but I am just an areligious woman who is constantly accused of having magical powers, so what do I know?

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fifthdentist's avatar

"Show me on the doll where YHWH hurt you."

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Due diligence, my friend. Maybe that's why she didn't get the license to begin with.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

And that's how the Final Destination franchise was created.

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