such a shame after all that time she spent finding a beret and a stripy shirt and learned to ride a penny farthing and practiced her 'hon hon hon' in the mirror all night long. 😥
Normally I think women's cosmetic and fashion choices are their own business, but...WTF is going on with the R women? Puffy faces, duck lips, three pairs of false eyelashes and raccoon eye makeup, the trainer sculpted arms, the weird boob shape... I remember when Republican women prided themselves on their restrained elegance- always soigne', not like the "dowdy" or "showy" Democrats (I know whereof I speak here). Noem, Coulter, the trumpwives....are almost into drag queen territory (minus the fabulous frocks) seriously, does anyone know why?
i think their attempts at hyper-femininity have been pushed so far that they just end up in similar territory as campy drag queens who are doing the same thing... but on purpose and are *in on it*.
Trump married Melania and has not made secret his feelings toward Ivanka. Brunette Republican women who want to get in good with the boss have work done to look like Melania, and blondes say, "Give me the Ivanka."
Couldn't agree more with this comment. Would normally posit body dysmorphic disorder (which I have BTW - funsies!) but would instead agree with the post downthread that it's some kind of "career enhancement" delusion. They look like fembots (no offense to fembots)
Maybe she assumed that her book would have the same trajectory of most books like them and a PAC was going to buy pallets of them to drive it up the best seller lists and hide them away for later.
So, in this case Kristi was vacationing in France on the South Dakota taxpayer's tab, see her use of state airplane to go to weddings, while pretending she's working. She canceled the stupid Armistice Day parade because it felt too much like work. And then she uses the invite as an excuse to lie about meeting world leaders at the same time pretending she's too good for said world leader because he doesn't support Israel well-enough. She's a hell of a grifter. No wonder trump loves her.
kinda curious why the governor of South Dakota (pop. 919K... only more than 4 other states) thinks her opinion on Israel matters? she has zero input on anything even tangentially related to Israel.
Her entire book was a resume to the American people for her as Vice President. She wanted to show that she had international chops, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, too, that she could make hard choices, snort. Instead, she exposes herself more implicitly than Stormy Daniels ever did.
What the ever loving fuck is WRONG with this woman?
As a distinguished professor of Poetic License and Musical Dodgeball I have worked with the GOP for close to 20 years teaching RWNJs, gun nuts, conspiracy theorists, Charlie Kirk, anti-vaxxers, unrepentant racists, blustering bigots, loudmouth bullshitters and other assorted Republicans that there is no line that cannot be crossed IF ONLY you say you are doing METAPHOR and everyone needs to understand poetry better!
If you cross some line in thought, word and deed and get called out for racism, brutality, homicidal threats, greed, inordinate gluttony, criminal intent, stochastic terrorism or any of the other platform planks in the 2024 GOP Election Platform don't sweat it. Instead just invoke your muse inspired gift of METAPHOR. BINGO! Now you are no longer a bottom-of-the-basket deplorable POS. Now you are an elevated POET! Now your detractors are base philistines who hate them some HIGH ART! Wear your artiste's beret with pride.
All this woman has to do is say everyone is missing the point.
'Shooting Cricket' is a metaphor for 'School Prayer'.
'Gravel Pit' is a metaphor for 'Moral Decay'.
'Met Kim Jong Un' is a metaphor for "Solar Eclipse Is Satanic"
Who gives a shit if it doesn't make any sense! IT'S POETRY! ANYTHING GOES!
Sounds like we don't have to worry about not really having George Santos to kick around anymore.. Noem seems well-prepared to step into the role of serial crackpot fabulist for our entertainment purposes.
Meeting with Noem...time for Macron's body double to shine.
So this is the second leader she was "supposed to meet" but did not.
Even in her fantasies she is lazy and takes the easy way out
such a shame after all that time she spent finding a beret and a stripy shirt and learned to ride a penny farthing and practiced her 'hon hon hon' in the mirror all night long. 😥
Let her eat snails.
Somebody has to open a gay bar called The Gravel Pit.
Sounds ruff.
Dog friendly?
They'll give it their best shot.
Ta, Evan.
Kristi was very upset that the guy in bar trivia on this weekend's Hacks didn't know what the capital of South Dakota was.
So she shot his puppy.
He was a gentleman without Pierre.
'I took Macron's poodle to the l'ancienne gravière and let it have both barrels'
"Right next to Jim Morrison."
Normally I think women's cosmetic and fashion choices are their own business, but...WTF is going on with the R women? Puffy faces, duck lips, three pairs of false eyelashes and raccoon eye makeup, the trainer sculpted arms, the weird boob shape... I remember when Republican women prided themselves on their restrained elegance- always soigne', not like the "dowdy" or "showy" Democrats (I know whereof I speak here). Noem, Coulter, the trumpwives....are almost into drag queen territory (minus the fabulous frocks) seriously, does anyone know why?
It's partly how the modern GOP views women, as objects.
i think their attempts at hyper-femininity have been pushed so far that they just end up in similar territory as campy drag queens who are doing the same thing... but on purpose and are *in on it*.
Reminds of the FLDS cult. They all wear the prairie dresses, but damn! The hair style! All with that frontal wall of hair.
Lara is blonde, but still looks like another clone.
Oh, you asked why. Maybe because no matter who you fuck, they all look alike, which means you're not actually cheating.
I think you've hit on something with the link to FDLS! Everything ELSE about these people screams cult.
Trump married Melania and has not made secret his feelings toward Ivanka. Brunette Republican women who want to get in good with the boss have work done to look like Melania, and blondes say, "Give me the Ivanka."
Couldn't agree more with this comment. Would normally posit body dysmorphic disorder (which I have BTW - funsies!) but would instead agree with the post downthread that it's some kind of "career enhancement" delusion. They look like fembots (no offense to fembots)
I don’t like to comment on women’s looks either, but really she does look almost AI. Nothing about her is real.
The one that freaks me out is Kimberly Guilfoyle. I can't imagine she can look in a mirror without bursting into tears.
Based on the work melancholia and Ivanka had, that he paid for.
"No Going Back", "Never Back Down", "Bareback Swiving". There seems to be a theme here for republicans.
Backdoor Beauty? No, that's a racehorse, says Laszlo.
So many lies. Her first book must not have sold well because she sure didn't think anyone would read her second book
Maybe she assumed that her book would have the same trajectory of most books like them and a PAC was going to buy pallets of them to drive it up the best seller lists and hide them away for later.
Career bookseller here. Spot-on :)
So, in this case Kristi was vacationing in France on the South Dakota taxpayer's tab, see her use of state airplane to go to weddings, while pretending she's working. She canceled the stupid Armistice Day parade because it felt too much like work. And then she uses the invite as an excuse to lie about meeting world leaders at the same time pretending she's too good for said world leader because he doesn't support Israel well-enough. She's a hell of a grifter. No wonder trump loves her.
kinda curious why the governor of South Dakota (pop. 919K... only more than 4 other states) thinks her opinion on Israel matters? she has zero input on anything even tangentially related to Israel.
Her entire book was a resume to the American people for her as Vice President. She wanted to show that she had international chops, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, too, that she could make hard choices, snort. Instead, she exposes herself more implicitly than Stormy Daniels ever did.
He won't love her for long, if the media pays more attention to her than him
Before the Cricket story broke, I seriously doubt that anyone in France even knew who this dingbat was.
What the ever loving fuck is WRONG with this woman?
As a distinguished professor of Poetic License and Musical Dodgeball I have worked with the GOP for close to 20 years teaching RWNJs, gun nuts, conspiracy theorists, Charlie Kirk, anti-vaxxers, unrepentant racists, blustering bigots, loudmouth bullshitters and other assorted Republicans that there is no line that cannot be crossed IF ONLY you say you are doing METAPHOR and everyone needs to understand poetry better!
If you cross some line in thought, word and deed and get called out for racism, brutality, homicidal threats, greed, inordinate gluttony, criminal intent, stochastic terrorism or any of the other platform planks in the 2024 GOP Election Platform don't sweat it. Instead just invoke your muse inspired gift of METAPHOR. BINGO! Now you are no longer a bottom-of-the-basket deplorable POS. Now you are an elevated POET! Now your detractors are base philistines who hate them some HIGH ART! Wear your artiste's beret with pride.
All this woman has to do is say everyone is missing the point.
'Shooting Cricket' is a metaphor for 'School Prayer'.
'Gravel Pit' is a metaphor for 'Moral Decay'.
'Met Kim Jong Un' is a metaphor for "Solar Eclipse Is Satanic"
Who gives a shit if it doesn't make any sense! IT'S POETRY! ANYTHING GOES!
Yrs,
Ted Nugent
Professor Poetic License
Shithole State Community College Annex
Shithole, TX
it's like that time she missed the Bowling Green Massacre because she had to attend a state dinner with Mao.
Sounds like we don't have to worry about not really having George Santos to kick around anymore.. Noem seems well-prepared to step into the role of serial crackpot fabulist for our entertainment purposes.
"You know how world leaders are always like 'Bring me the redneck that runs one of the Dakotas.'" Hee hee.
she can’t cancel the book tour now … it’s the literal title of her book … just Tweet through it is the only thing she can do now