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jltympanum's avatar

"his weird, square head". Quibble: his head is rectangular. Comer has a square head.

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siegfried59's avatar

Not to mention, her sad cuck husband. I looked, and it seems they're still married, though she's bern banging Corey for years. Magat values.

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RangerJay's avatar

Corey Lewandowski: Hey, wanna shake hands with "The Big Lewandowski," heh, heh, heh?

Kristi Noem: Ooh, yes! You can join my team!

The end.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You mean..."coitus"?

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Joanne Speicher's avatar

That is appalling 🤬

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SethTriggs's avatar

Wow what a mess. But the gossip columni—sorry, "reporters" were sure bored with Biden's competence. This 88-ring circus is so wonderful for them.

And friends, this is one of the reasons the pricktator keeps being 'sanewashed,' so that there are easy salacious stories like this!

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

“He has allegedly kept that number this low with workarounds such as entering buildings in large groups with other people so he doesn’t have to swipe his own security badge”

I have done work in cabinet level federal offices and the impression I was always given is that guys with guns and no sense of humor will show up if anyone attempts this. We really do just need to burn it all down and start over.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I was doing intel training (Army 98G) at Goodfellow AFB back in 1982, and a classmate was inside the yard area of the SCIF, having been detailed to mow the lawn. It was January but warm at the moment in west Texas, so he shucked his shirt to mow, which had his security badge clipped to it. Within minutes he was rushed by AF SP's with drawn guns. He was put on the ground till they determined what was going on. Because people are always sneaking into the SCIF to mow the lawn.

Point being, you are correct.

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Internet Personae's avatar

If you haven’t seen your favorite drunk boyfriend’s music video - it’s a must -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXGvLb5EaqI

the lyricist also writes for scared ketchup -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTP41yrqB1A

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Blue lynx's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Stulexington's avatar

I legit thought it was some stylized anime at first.

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oblivias's avatar

I've seen a few nice sunsets since I moved here, but this one was really something special.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Stunning.

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Eva Porter's avatar

Oh please. More Noem face time , more time to mock her face.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just wish that there were darts provided...

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

Been watching a lot of the original Japanese Iron Chef lately. It is so goofy and fun yet educational.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh really?

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

I'd like to know how close the dubbed english commentary is to the original Japanese.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

It always reminds me of the Super Friends

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oblivias's avatar

Yes Ota.

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Love that one of the judges is a "fortune teller!!"

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

One was a former Prime Minister.

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

At least they're being transparent if Corey Lewandowsi is Acting Chief of STAFF, amirite ladies?

HEYYYYY-OHHHHHHHH!

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ziggywiggy's avatar

The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.

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Cookie Lady's avatar

A game that is both more fun and also more difficult while high? Scrabble.

I hate going home after game night. I want game night to last forever!

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42tontom's avatar

My dad was famous for taking forever, and then putting down some three-letter word.

I don’t think he was high.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

My mom and I used to cheat like demons. Mostly because she was a very very very smart woman,, but with everything that went on, had some difficulties, so I'd make her win at least half our rounds XD

We'd swap letters, or I'd help her out, or we'd pour over the dictionary. It really became more a "how much can we fill the board" quest more than a battle.

Miss that

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Zap's avatar

Pore.

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Dave M's avatar

Tbf that’s true of a lot of games.

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Holy crap, the Brewers are August-and-0. Better be happy with the wild card, Cubs, if you don't blow that up, too.

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LoCoJo's avatar

But OF COURSE the only condiment Stephen Miller likes is mayonaise. Is Mrs. Miller trolling us?

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/stephen-miller-wife-katie-mayo-online-debate-b2807241.html

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TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Well, it has eggs in it, so...makes sense when you consider that eggs are white and yellow. Just like Stephen Miller.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

That's not mayonnaise.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Condom condiment?

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

Couch conditioner?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I bet Stephen Miller smears mayo on his milk toast every morning.

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