“He has allegedly kept that number this low with workarounds such as entering buildings in large groups with other people so he doesn’t have to swipe his own security badge”
I have done work in cabinet level federal offices and the impression I was always given is that guys with guns and no sense of humor will show up if anyone attempts this. We really do just need to burn it all down and start over.
I was doing intel training (Army 98G) at Goodfellow AFB back in 1982, and a classmate was inside the yard area of the SCIF, having been detailed to mow the lawn. It was January but warm at the moment in west Texas, so he shucked his shirt to mow, which had his security badge clipped to it. Within minutes he was rushed by AF SP's with drawn guns. He was put on the ground till they determined what was going on. Because people are always sneaking into the SCIF to mow the lawn.
My mom and I used to cheat like demons. Mostly because she was a very very very smart woman,, but with everything that went on, had some difficulties, so I'd make her win at least half our rounds XD
We'd swap letters, or I'd help her out, or we'd pour over the dictionary. It really became more a "how much can we fill the board" quest more than a battle.
P*DO-CON THEORY: Why Are So Many Republicans P*dophiles | The Kyle Kulinski Show
Aug 14
2025
Part 1 of 2
00:00:00 - 00:01:22
So, a few months back, we covered this story here. This article was in the Guardian. Former Trump spiritual adviser faces charges of lewd acts with a child. Texas Megaurch founder Robert Morris indicted in Oklahoma on five counts over alleged misconduct in 1982. So they go on to explain that uh at the time he was 21 years old and uh he didled a 12-year-old 12 Trump spiritual adviser. Okay. Um guys, this is only one of countless stories with the same goddamn theme. And the theme I'm talking about is hardcore MAGA
00:00:41 - 00:01:53
ends up being a a child sex pest. Hardcore MAGA. uh or conservative Christian like super religious evangelical and they get caught in the same predicament, right? It happens time and time again. So now this was one we did a few months back. We just got this one the other day. South Carolina Representative R.J. May has been charged with distributing sexual abuse material involving children. He allegedly used the screen name Joe Biden with a bunch of N's 69 to exchange 220 different files of toddlers
00:01:16 - 00:02:17
and young children involved in sex acts. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Let me tell you something, y'all. You don't have to dig deep to start seeing the laundry list of these types of people being caught red-handed. In fact, here's one for you. This is what you're seeing here is just a bunch of different headlines uh over time that talk about okay one says QAnon follower and former MAGA congressional candidate Ben Gibson arrested for possession of child sex abuse material. That's just one
00:01:48 - 00:02:37
headline. If we zoom in a little bit here, Oklahoma college Republicans chairman charged with sex crimes against minor, right? We don't need to read all these, but you guys get the gist of it. These are all examples of hardcore maggot types or conservative Christians who also, you know, I repeat myself. They're also MAGA types and they always get caught like this. Why does this keep happening? You know, originally when I first heard of Pedocon theory, I thought it was liberals and leftist joking
00:02:13 - 00:03:09
around, having a good time, poking fun at the right, being like, you know, sort of tongue and cheek like, "Yeah, look, look at this. This is a thing." But [ __ ] I'll be damned. This is a [ __ ] thing. This is a thing. How many examples do we need before, you know, uh, people wake up to the fact that something's [ __ ] off here, bro? Something is absolutely positively off here. Dennis Hastur was speaker of the house, ended up being a pedophile, Republican pedophile caught. Mark Foley,
00:02:40 - 00:03:33
Roy Moore, Matt Gates was alleged. Rick Robber, um Mike Hints, Steven White, Beverly Russell. These are all these are all Republican politicians caught red fuckinghanded. So, of course, I got to bring this up. This is the old school pedocon theory video. I don't know how many of you have seen it. I don't know how many you haven't seen it. We played it a couple times on this show, but tell me that this [ __ ] is not as convincing as convincing can be. It keeps [ __ ] happening. And all you got to do is sit
00:03:07 - 00:04:00
down and start start counting them up. Start reading the details of each one and you go, "Holy [ __ ] is it a self-report for somebody to be hardcore MAGA or hardcore evangel?" Is that a self-report? Are they self-reporting? Like, "Hey dog, I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. I'm into things that nobody should be into." Here we go. Watch the stunning political scandal that is rocking Capitol Hill. Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned Friday after questionable emails he sent
00:03:34 - 00:04:22
to a teenage boy. Dennis Hastard convicted of a financial crime, part of a scheme to mass something more egregious, his molestation of children. Hush money used to pay a man who says Hastur sexually abused him when he was 14 years old. There are now five former Ohio State wrestlers accusing Republican Congressman Jim Jordan of knowing about a team doctor's alleged sexual misconduct. 43 men who say they were sexually assaulted, abused, molested, or harassed by Dr. Richard Strauss. George Nater.
00:03:58 - 00:04:47
His criminal history included multiple convictions for child pornography and child molestation. This morning, a judge sentenced Ralph Shorty to 15 years in prison. Police caught Shorty in a hotel room with a then 17-year-old boy. Roy Moore defiant as more accuser stepped forward alleging sexual misconduct. This is the shopping mall where some say it was common knowledge and not a big secret that Roy Moore would flirt with teenage girls when he was in his 30s. One teacher says that Moore initiated a
sexual encounter back in 1979 when she was just 14 years old. The new charges against Joel Greenberg, sex trafficking of a minor and stalking a political opponent. Order Republican Congressman Matt Gates allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl. Investigators examining whether he quote violated federal sex trafficking laws. Gilen Maxwell is accused of helping Epstein sexually abuse underage girls. I've met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm
00:04:45 - 00:05:44
Beach. And I guess they lived in Palm Beach, but I wish her well. [Music] Yeah. Well, as people have pointed out, Pedocon is a theory like gravity is a theory at this point. Man, I hesitated for a while before I decided to bring this up on air. But when I like every day, story after story after story after story, I swear to God, I can't go a full week without hearing about some either MAGA lawmaker at the state level or some evangelical Christian right-winger where you learn, oh, okay, yeah, they're they
00:05:18 - 00:06:13
got caught diddling a kid doing the most heinous crimes you could ever imagine. it h every single week you get hit with something. Some I saw somebody in one of these uh so one of these stories somebody tweeted it and in the replies somebody uh came in there and said asked Grock like hey Grock uh which political party has more child sex abusers and Grock was like Republicans. It's it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. So and we haven't even I mean they touched on Epstein stuff there
00:05:46 - 00:06:47
too but remember this is like the core of what we're talking about here, right? Because there's a real problem. Remember Epstein learned human trafficking from Trump's teen modeling agency. Remember that was reported. We discussed that Trump was buddy buddy with John Casablancas with John Lup Jean Lupernell. These are guys who are notorious pedophiles. These are guys with their teen modeling agencies. It was all a front for human trafficking guys. Like all of that was a total front for human trafficking. And so Epstein
00:06:16 - 00:07:04
learned. He said, "I want to model my own business after Trump's modeling agency." And this this was the most notorious pedophile human sex trafficker in history. And he learned it from Trump. And so the list of stuff Trump offered Epste a job in his first term. We just learned that this week. Actually, Trump wrote a creepy love letter to Epste on his 50th birthday saying, "Enigmas never age." And we share a lot in common, don't we, Jeffrey? Trump and Epstein literally
00:06:40 - 00:07:27
shared a girlfriend. We talked about that. There's one woman who came forward and said that Trump and Epstein had some weird sexual assault game, harassment game that they played with her. I remember covering that back on Crystal Kylin friends about a year ago. Epstein apparently knew the inner workings of Trump's White House in his first term, which begs the question, [ __ ] how? How? Potentially because he's MSAD and he's got moles in there. Uh the first time Trump and Melania had sex was on
00:07:03 - 00:07:56
the Lolita Express. And uh of course Epstein was best friends with Trump for a decade. And we're just I didn't even give you everything. all the dirt on Trump and Epstein. That's just a little piece of it. But, you know, we're deal these are [ __ ] up people, bro. These are [ __ ] up people. And um I don't think people really understand the depths of the depravity here. But, you know, we all look I always said it. I always said it when it came to there was a trend. The more like aggressively
00:07:30 - 00:08:24
anti-gay somebody was, the more they secretly yearn for dick. And that's always been true. If you have some right-winger or some Christian who's like viciously anti-gay and like makes a point of argue making those arguments on a regular basis as to how no you should be against gay marriage and this is sin and this is evil and this is not right. The ones who are most vocal are the ones who want a dick in their mouth and then it always comes out that that's true. Right? And usually they get raised in a
00:07:58 - 00:08:53
religious environment and they're self-haters and they're like almost jealous of out and open gay people because they feel like how come you could have all the fun and I got to stay here and hide and not have the fun. And so now I'm starting to think is it that the more hardcore MAGA you are or the more of a hardcore conservative Christian that you are that the more likely it is that hey dog pedon it's pedocon you're outing yourself. They got to they got to take your hard drive
00:08:25 - 00:09:08
immediately, dog. They got to take your hard drive immediately because I've just seen too many [ __ ] examples. Too many examples. Week after week, it's another one. Another one. Another one. And nobody talks about it. We're the only ones talking about it. Nobody's going to talk about it. Nobody's going to connect the dots. People still say it jokey joky on social media, but there maybe there's something there. It sure as hell looks like it. Hey y'all, do me a favor and
00:08:47 - 00:09:06
like and subscribe. It helps out big time in the algorithm. Click the bell as well for notifications when videos drop. and watch that video on screen right now.
"his weird, square head". Quibble: his head is rectangular. Comer has a square head.
Not to mention, her sad cuck husband. I looked, and it seems they're still married, though she's bern banging Corey for years. Magat values.
Corey Lewandowski: Hey, wanna shake hands with "The Big Lewandowski," heh, heh, heh?
Kristi Noem: Ooh, yes! You can join my team!
The end.
You mean..."coitus"?
That is appalling 🤬
Wow what a mess. But the gossip columni—sorry, "reporters" were sure bored with Biden's competence. This 88-ring circus is so wonderful for them.
And friends, this is one of the reasons the pricktator keeps being 'sanewashed,' so that there are easy salacious stories like this!
“He has allegedly kept that number this low with workarounds such as entering buildings in large groups with other people so he doesn’t have to swipe his own security badge”
I have done work in cabinet level federal offices and the impression I was always given is that guys with guns and no sense of humor will show up if anyone attempts this. We really do just need to burn it all down and start over.
I was doing intel training (Army 98G) at Goodfellow AFB back in 1982, and a classmate was inside the yard area of the SCIF, having been detailed to mow the lawn. It was January but warm at the moment in west Texas, so he shucked his shirt to mow, which had his security badge clipped to it. Within minutes he was rushed by AF SP's with drawn guns. He was put on the ground till they determined what was going on. Because people are always sneaking into the SCIF to mow the lawn.
Point being, you are correct.
If you haven’t seen your favorite drunk boyfriend’s music video - it’s a must -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXGvLb5EaqI
the lyricist also writes for scared ketchup -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTP41yrqB1A
🤣🤣🤣
Sunset in Strasbourg. https://substack.com/profile/155707511-oblivias/note/c-146137235?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpcon
I legit thought it was some stylized anime at first.
I've seen a few nice sunsets since I moved here, but this one was really something special.
Stunning.
Been watching a lot of the original Japanese Iron Chef lately. It is so goofy and fun yet educational.
Oh really?
I'd like to know how close the dubbed english commentary is to the original Japanese.
It always reminds me of the Super Friends
Yes Ota.
Love that one of the judges is a "fortune teller!!"
One was a former Prime Minister.
At least they're being transparent if Corey Lewandowsi is Acting Chief of STAFF, amirite ladies?
HEYYYYY-OHHHHHHHH!
The movie is over if you'd like to join us there for OT.
A game that is both more fun and also more difficult while high? Scrabble.
I hate going home after game night. I want game night to last forever!
My dad was famous for taking forever, and then putting down some three-letter word.
I don’t think he was high.
My mom and I used to cheat like demons. Mostly because she was a very very very smart woman,, but with everything that went on, had some difficulties, so I'd make her win at least half our rounds XD
We'd swap letters, or I'd help her out, or we'd pour over the dictionary. It really became more a "how much can we fill the board" quest more than a battle.
Miss that
Pore.
Tbf that’s true of a lot of games.
Holy crap, the Brewers are August-and-0. Better be happy with the wild card, Cubs, if you don't blow that up, too.
But OF COURSE the only condiment Stephen Miller likes is mayonaise. Is Mrs. Miller trolling us?
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/stephen-miller-wife-katie-mayo-online-debate-b2807241.html
Well, it has eggs in it, so...makes sense when you consider that eggs are white and yellow. Just like Stephen Miller.
That's not mayonnaise.
Condom condiment?
Couch conditioner?
I bet Stephen Miller smears mayo on his milk toast every morning.
He probably puts a dollop in his morning coffee instead of creamer.
‘Scuse me. I have to go dry heave until I pass out.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!kUiS!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2Ff990d56e-009e-49ad-af6e-77ae07964465%2F081ee1f6-3787-45bd-a1ed-b2fb3646fec5.jpeg
There's a Simba for every situation isn't there?
yes
Pedocon Theory.
https://youtu.be/GLeioyqirZc?si=EgMUP_s9jrbD2l7y
Here's the transcript from NoteGPT
P*DO-CON THEORY: Why Are So Many Republicans P*dophiles | The Kyle Kulinski Show
Aug 14
2025
Part 1 of 2
00:00:00 - 00:01:22
So, a few months back, we covered this story here. This article was in the Guardian. Former Trump spiritual adviser faces charges of lewd acts with a child. Texas Megaurch founder Robert Morris indicted in Oklahoma on five counts over alleged misconduct in 1982. So they go on to explain that uh at the time he was 21 years old and uh he didled a 12-year-old 12 Trump spiritual adviser. Okay. Um guys, this is only one of countless stories with the same goddamn theme. And the theme I'm talking about is hardcore MAGA
00:00:41 - 00:01:53
ends up being a a child sex pest. Hardcore MAGA. uh or conservative Christian like super religious evangelical and they get caught in the same predicament, right? It happens time and time again. So now this was one we did a few months back. We just got this one the other day. South Carolina Representative R.J. May has been charged with distributing sexual abuse material involving children. He allegedly used the screen name Joe Biden with a bunch of N's 69 to exchange 220 different files of toddlers
00:01:16 - 00:02:17
and young children involved in sex acts. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Let me tell you something, y'all. You don't have to dig deep to start seeing the laundry list of these types of people being caught red-handed. In fact, here's one for you. This is what you're seeing here is just a bunch of different headlines uh over time that talk about okay one says QAnon follower and former MAGA congressional candidate Ben Gibson arrested for possession of child sex abuse material. That's just one
00:01:48 - 00:02:37
headline. If we zoom in a little bit here, Oklahoma college Republicans chairman charged with sex crimes against minor, right? We don't need to read all these, but you guys get the gist of it. These are all examples of hardcore maggot types or conservative Christians who also, you know, I repeat myself. They're also MAGA types and they always get caught like this. Why does this keep happening? You know, originally when I first heard of Pedocon theory, I thought it was liberals and leftist joking
00:02:13 - 00:03:09
around, having a good time, poking fun at the right, being like, you know, sort of tongue and cheek like, "Yeah, look, look at this. This is a thing." But [ __ ] I'll be damned. This is a [ __ ] thing. This is a thing. How many examples do we need before, you know, uh, people wake up to the fact that something's [ __ ] off here, bro? Something is absolutely positively off here. Dennis Hastur was speaker of the house, ended up being a pedophile, Republican pedophile caught. Mark Foley,
00:02:40 - 00:03:33
Roy Moore, Matt Gates was alleged. Rick Robber, um Mike Hints, Steven White, Beverly Russell. These are all these are all Republican politicians caught red fuckinghanded. So, of course, I got to bring this up. This is the old school pedocon theory video. I don't know how many of you have seen it. I don't know how many you haven't seen it. We played it a couple times on this show, but tell me that this [ __ ] is not as convincing as convincing can be. It keeps [ __ ] happening. And all you got to do is sit
00:03:07 - 00:04:00
down and start start counting them up. Start reading the details of each one and you go, "Holy [ __ ] is it a self-report for somebody to be hardcore MAGA or hardcore evangel?" Is that a self-report? Are they self-reporting? Like, "Hey dog, I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. I'm into things that nobody should be into." Here we go. Watch the stunning political scandal that is rocking Capitol Hill. Republican Congressman Mark Foley abruptly resigned Friday after questionable emails he sent
00:03:34 - 00:04:22
to a teenage boy. Dennis Hastard convicted of a financial crime, part of a scheme to mass something more egregious, his molestation of children. Hush money used to pay a man who says Hastur sexually abused him when he was 14 years old. There are now five former Ohio State wrestlers accusing Republican Congressman Jim Jordan of knowing about a team doctor's alleged sexual misconduct. 43 men who say they were sexually assaulted, abused, molested, or harassed by Dr. Richard Strauss. George Nater.
00:03:58 - 00:04:47
His criminal history included multiple convictions for child pornography and child molestation. This morning, a judge sentenced Ralph Shorty to 15 years in prison. Police caught Shorty in a hotel room with a then 17-year-old boy. Roy Moore defiant as more accuser stepped forward alleging sexual misconduct. This is the shopping mall where some say it was common knowledge and not a big secret that Roy Moore would flirt with teenage girls when he was in his 30s. One teacher says that Moore initiated a
Part 2 of 2
00:04:22 - 00:05:08
sexual encounter back in 1979 when she was just 14 years old. The new charges against Joel Greenberg, sex trafficking of a minor and stalking a political opponent. Order Republican Congressman Matt Gates allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl. Investigators examining whether he quote violated federal sex trafficking laws. Gilen Maxwell is accused of helping Epstein sexually abuse underage girls. I've met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm
00:04:45 - 00:05:44
Beach. And I guess they lived in Palm Beach, but I wish her well. [Music] Yeah. Well, as people have pointed out, Pedocon is a theory like gravity is a theory at this point. Man, I hesitated for a while before I decided to bring this up on air. But when I like every day, story after story after story after story, I swear to God, I can't go a full week without hearing about some either MAGA lawmaker at the state level or some evangelical Christian right-winger where you learn, oh, okay, yeah, they're they
00:05:18 - 00:06:13
got caught diddling a kid doing the most heinous crimes you could ever imagine. it h every single week you get hit with something. Some I saw somebody in one of these uh so one of these stories somebody tweeted it and in the replies somebody uh came in there and said asked Grock like hey Grock uh which political party has more child sex abusers and Grock was like Republicans. It's it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. So and we haven't even I mean they touched on Epstein stuff there
00:05:46 - 00:06:47
too but remember this is like the core of what we're talking about here, right? Because there's a real problem. Remember Epstein learned human trafficking from Trump's teen modeling agency. Remember that was reported. We discussed that Trump was buddy buddy with John Casablancas with John Lup Jean Lupernell. These are guys who are notorious pedophiles. These are guys with their teen modeling agencies. It was all a front for human trafficking guys. Like all of that was a total front for human trafficking. And so Epstein
00:06:16 - 00:07:04
learned. He said, "I want to model my own business after Trump's modeling agency." And this this was the most notorious pedophile human sex trafficker in history. And he learned it from Trump. And so the list of stuff Trump offered Epste a job in his first term. We just learned that this week. Actually, Trump wrote a creepy love letter to Epste on his 50th birthday saying, "Enigmas never age." And we share a lot in common, don't we, Jeffrey? Trump and Epstein literally
00:06:40 - 00:07:27
shared a girlfriend. We talked about that. There's one woman who came forward and said that Trump and Epstein had some weird sexual assault game, harassment game that they played with her. I remember covering that back on Crystal Kylin friends about a year ago. Epstein apparently knew the inner workings of Trump's White House in his first term, which begs the question, [ __ ] how? How? Potentially because he's MSAD and he's got moles in there. Uh the first time Trump and Melania had sex was on
00:07:03 - 00:07:56
the Lolita Express. And uh of course Epstein was best friends with Trump for a decade. And we're just I didn't even give you everything. all the dirt on Trump and Epstein. That's just a little piece of it. But, you know, we're deal these are [ __ ] up people, bro. These are [ __ ] up people. And um I don't think people really understand the depths of the depravity here. But, you know, we all look I always said it. I always said it when it came to there was a trend. The more like aggressively
00:07:30 - 00:08:24
anti-gay somebody was, the more they secretly yearn for dick. And that's always been true. If you have some right-winger or some Christian who's like viciously anti-gay and like makes a point of argue making those arguments on a regular basis as to how no you should be against gay marriage and this is sin and this is evil and this is not right. The ones who are most vocal are the ones who want a dick in their mouth and then it always comes out that that's true. Right? And usually they get raised in a
00:07:58 - 00:08:53
religious environment and they're self-haters and they're like almost jealous of out and open gay people because they feel like how come you could have all the fun and I got to stay here and hide and not have the fun. And so now I'm starting to think is it that the more hardcore MAGA you are or the more of a hardcore conservative Christian that you are that the more likely it is that hey dog pedon it's pedocon you're outing yourself. They got to they got to take your hard drive
00:08:25 - 00:09:08
immediately, dog. They got to take your hard drive immediately because I've just seen too many [ __ ] examples. Too many examples. Week after week, it's another one. Another one. Another one. And nobody talks about it. We're the only ones talking about it. Nobody's going to talk about it. Nobody's going to connect the dots. People still say it jokey joky on social media, but there maybe there's something there. It sure as hell looks like it. Hey y'all, do me a favor and
00:08:47 - 00:09:06
like and subscribe. It helps out big time in the algorithm. Click the bell as well for notifications when videos drop. and watch that video on screen right now.
This is sick, fucked up, and thoroughly warped beyond ANY and all possible redemption.
Beneath contempt, the entire gawd DAMNED lot of them.