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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

These bozos actually believe that Rump is 6' 3"? He only "grew" to 6'2 then to 6'3 to claim he wasn't obese.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

... [W]e are probably done with this story, unless the Noem family finds a way to make it stupider.I, for one, have great respect for the Noem family's talents for this!

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Seek's avatar

That's my reading as well. I helped one of my friends study for the CA license once. Pretty straightforward IMO. She barely passed but she's a great agent and does a good job. She's a people person and loves futzing around with idiotic people. I could pass the test but would have starved as an agent.

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mkebikergrl72's avatar

Don't worry, Dear Evan. If anyone can find a way to make this stupider, it's these clowns.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Terrible people whining about getting caught doing terrible things. The circle of life.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

The moneyline has them at minus 250.

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Louise James's avatar

I'm getting a real Sarah Palin vibe here...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Did her daughter keep getting pregnant with different dudes?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Well, she hasn’t even announced for 2024 yet.

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

Will there be stars dancing and bears singing Baby Got Back?

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

I wish I didn't live in a world where this person gets elected governor of any state. let alone one so close to Canada. But here we are.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

that's part of the next level

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Her momma so dumb she don't know how to nepotism.

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sly-3's avatar

I don't think she was planning on doing actual real estate work at all; likely it was about accepting bribes, skimming a public till, or participating in a tax dodge of some kind.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

so now I'm wondering if Noem was trying to do the GOP foreign owners a solid in the value of their new properties (under pricing while buying and over pricing while selling for example) thru her daughters 'business'

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Jensie's avatar

Never underestimate the ability of any given gop elected official to take *any* situation, and make it stupider

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