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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Me too. I'd love to boycott, but I need to eat sometimes.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

While you’re at it can you get them to put in something about a tax on stupidity?

Ilgattomorte's avatar

I'm sure this is just a coincidence and the execs weren't running away. My understanding is the Marriott cancelled at the last minute so they were left with only a few possible alternatives. Let's see there was the "Tiny Tots Daycare Center", a Buddhist Monastery, the College of course and, oh yeah, some guy named Stan's living room. The college was the only location with a big-screen TV for presentations.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A petition with no verification. What fun.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who said it has to be your own head up your ass? He's an outsourcing aficionado like Charlie Baker.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Can we quarantine gun owners to protect the public? It's only common sense.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You're in a grocery store and you see a man with an assault rifle. Do you ... a) feel safer b) leave c) shoot first

<i>(Fortunately the gun nuts stay nutty so I can just recycle my old snark.)</i>

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Fine, you don't want your associates confroting armed individuals. You never heard of discreetly picking up the phone and calling the cops to handle it? I'm sure the bank tellers at the Kroger stores that have bank branches inside them could teach the associates how to do that.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Millions of customers are present in our busy grocery stores every day, and we don’t want to put our associates in a position of having to confront a customer who is legally carrying a gun,"</i>

Same principle could applied this way: “Millions of customers are present in our busy grocery stores every day, and we don’t want to put our associates in a position of having to <b>insure the food we sell is safe.</b>"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

99% of them are probably OK, but you can never be too careful, amirite?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and after all that fucking, they're gonna be angry