Has Dennis Kucinich always seemed a little "off" to you? Does his eternal glassy-eyed optimism strike you as ...inhuman?Do you wonder how he could have scored a hot young red-headed wife withoutpowers beyond those of ordinary men?Well, your suspicions have now been confirmed: A new book reveals that ever since an encounter with an alien spacecraft, Kucinich takes his orders from slimy, tentacled creatures from beyond the moon!
Kucinich Smells Roses, Listens to Aliens
Kucinich Smells Roses, Listens to Aliens
Kucinich Smells Roses, Listens to Aliens
Has Dennis Kucinich always seemed a little "off" to you? Does his eternal glassy-eyed optimism strike you as ...inhuman?Do you wonder how he could have scored a hot young red-headed wife withoutpowers beyond those of ordinary men?Well, your suspicions have now been confirmed: A new book reveals that ever since an encounter with an alien spacecraft, Kucinich takes his orders from slimy, tentacled creatures from beyond the moon!