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This, this right here, would make Charles Bukowski proud.

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"That's 'Desert Sunset Glow,' and don't you forget it! Marketing spent $120,000 to get it right."

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Fred's not here, man

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OK, all sorted, look in the barley fork area, whlle you wait for it to arrive make a nice torch, NO Tikki things, plz.

https://www.househandle.com/

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I thought that was what we were busy turning congress into.

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her eyes are open?

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Hence the "looked something like this" disclaimer. The one we used had a cradle for the phone handset on one side, and the tape reader on the other, but it generally looked like that. It was 40 years ago!

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it would be worth the cost of a subpoena to find out.

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I heard a discussion on my Sirius leftwing radio last night on the way home from work. It is also used by criminals, so they said, because it's encrypted.

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The good news is that now that Prince Bonesaw knows Jared is taking screen shots of their WhatsApp communications, he won’t be having any more of them. What with the whole point of that app being that the messages aren’t kept or traced.

So we have that going for us. Which is nice,

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Don't know, but IT at the Whitehouse right now has a Moscow exchange,

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Oh, you mean Ol' Three Shirts wasn't in it just for the fascist LULZ? Fam, we are shook!Rep. Cummings, PBUH, knows damn well that the White House isn't going to give him anything. He knows they're going to ignore this letter the way they did all the other ones.

The Gold Standard!! I'm loving it...

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developing "broader middle east policy."

Yeah, broader policy, that`s the ticket. Jebus, all these fuckers needs to spend the rest of their life in jail. Giving nuclear capabilities to the Middle East? Are you fucking kidding me here? Selling the uranium from said shitfest to the rooskies? Yeah, lock her up indeed.

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Nah, what we need is an investigation into all these whistleblowers, that`s the real crimers here, obvs.

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Yeah but I expect Facebook will first be like "Sorry, that's encrypted" then in a few months we will get a document leak that says "Remember how WhatsApp is supposed to be encrypted? Yeah we have been secretly storing your chats and letting our employees and ad buyers access them." Everyone will go "WTF Facebook?!" And Facebook will go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and then "Well we fixed it now (because you caught us). BTW have you tried out our latest messenger?" And then we're back to square one.

Somewhere when this happens we ask for the chats again and Facebook maybe hands them over.

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Ooh! And made in the U.S.A., that's some old school right there. ... wait a sec - whar torches?

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