Kwame Kilpatrick Released From Jail, Makes Bee-Line To Benz Chili Bowl
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Sometimes comical ex-Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, was released from Detroit prison after 99 days of memorable anal sex (and a possible conversion to Muslin!) He was picked up by a private driver (remember to pay taxes on that!) and emerged to the screams of a full dozen insane "fans." He remains on probation, duh, but this will not deter him from fulfilling the American dream: homesteading, and starting anew, in the West. Hooray for the "safety valve" theory of American expansion! Now let's all go shoot people hmm?
Kwame Kilpatrick Released From Jail, Makes Bee-Line To Benz Chili Bowl
Kwame Kilpatrick Released From Jail, Makes…
Kwame Kilpatrick Released From Jail, Makes Bee-Line To Benz Chili Bowl
Sometimes comical ex-Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, was released from Detroit prison after 99 days of memorable anal sex (and a possible conversion to Muslin!) He was picked up by a private driver (remember to pay taxes on that!) and emerged to the screams of a full dozen insane "fans." He remains on probation, duh, but this will not deter him from fulfilling the American dream: homesteading, and starting anew, in the West. Hooray for the "safety valve" theory of American expansion! Now let's all go shoot people hmm?