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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

And not those cheap ass saltine crackers, either! The ones with the fancy schmancy shapes! we're classy up in here!

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marshlc's avatar

He's so damn young. I wonder if he's ever been exposed to decent normal people.

A monster raised by monsters, and they're all proud of it.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I think that's what bothers me, no one on his side seems to be taking any of it seriously, and don't think he did anything wrong.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

"Why not both?" girl gif.

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Lancelot Link's avatar

Mad Magazine was making jokes about that in 1992

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motmelere's avatar

I've spent almost all of my six decades of existence in Wisconsin, and holy shit, hunting gets weird! You had to see me in that eye-watering orange suit, but you went there, , then you walked around with a big white peacock feather in your cap at the most crepuscular time of dawn and were shocked that people mistook you for food. What Kyle did was a tragic stage play, as will be the consequences he faces.

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Jim's avatar

Wisconsin's hunting law - do they apply if you cross State lines ?

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Diderot's avatar

Thanks for the correction. My point about WI willingness to convict stands.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Stand yer gun

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

He was just an innocent little boy!No? Ok.He was just a little boy with an innocent gun!No? Ok.He was almost an adult!No? Ok.He was almost an adult with an adult gun!No? Ok.He was an almost adult innocent little boy with an innocent adult gun who shot people to death because they were violently trying not to die from him and because he could but either way he deserves to get off because________(HINT: may have something to do with the color of his privilege.)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Why isn't his mother being prosecuted? Why?

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Jheela's avatar

Did he carry a hunting license? If so, was it issued in Wisconsin or Illinois and was it valid in Kenosha Wisconsin? Another thing that confounds me is, when exactly IS the season for hunting humans in Kenosha WI? PLUS, if all these factors are covered, did he have the advance permission to hunt humans on that used car lot in Kenosha from the owner of said lot?

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

In Kenosha, it's always open season if you're white/s. The grotesque trolls that crawl out to say those men deserved to die because of something discovered after the fact is pure Putin. Vigilantism is chaos, and makes the best army of whacko white boys doing the russky's bidding. Another FaecesBook gun-nut group reported for violent idealization, and another Zucks-2-be-u failure to act.

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

Whelp, if that's true, we can ask ourselves why would an eager EMT not bring one with him, when he brought that gun to town.

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OppositeOfOligarch's avatar

He did.

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