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I can totally see her wearing one of those Thrive patches and brutalizing her down-line to make numbers.

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OT: Tr*mp went through the documents.

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

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Shocking!

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A demand to be taken to our leaders is on brand for an alien in a human suit

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It's an indictment advent calendar.

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"It's not a pyramid, it's a cone!"

Really? That's what you're going with? The triangular profile is what matters, not the shape of the base.

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Do we get convictmas at the end of it?

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Does she push her staff to buy motivational tapes and merchandise?

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Utah is huge for the MLM industry, because women are expected to have lots of kids, but stay home, so work from home and set your own hours scams get lots of takers.

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She’s looking a bit more unhinged every week. Soon she’s gonna be rocking Joker face-paint.

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Utah because Mormon wives are desperate to add a little income and are naïve enough to believe they can a even get “rich” from selling essential oils, fugly leggings, and the ingredients to make expensive urine.

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Truth in labeling:The 'Garagefull of Worthless Woo Protection Act'.

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Since she has no chance of winning an election, or even a primary, I'm guessing than any and all donations and speaking fees she's receiving are payment for services rendered.

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It’s weird… most senators seem to want to keep the job for life, but she seems bound and determined to throw herself out of a job. And for what? Either she is incredibly stupid, politically speaking, or somebody has something on her and she’s just a sock puppet like Lindsay Graham.

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Hmmm. It seems not only is she for sale, her price is steeply discounted.

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MLMs are a cancer. Prominent republicans and democrats have sucked up to them for decades. It says a lot that this business model is illegal in most, if not all, developed countries besides the US. If Amway had been crushed back in the 70s, we’d be living in a much different world today.

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