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Parakeetist's avatar

Any prospective replacements yet?

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Lionel Mandrake's avatar

I hear there’s a spot open for a cable news-ish show, so I’m sure she’ll be fine when she loses.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

I thought the term “vapid” was a fair description for Ivanka. I was wrong. This one takes the prize.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Corrupt chocolate and profiteering peanut butter

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

The Lindsay Buckman era of Fleetwood Mac starts now

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vorpal's avatar

If Sinema were taking her re-election seriously, she might want to try roughing it for a while in cabs and Best Westerns.

Cabs? No problem!

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Imaginary friend's avatar

Aw poor KiKi. She served her usefulness to Republicans and sold her soul and now the money is about to run out and she’ll have to get a real job.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

She’s just squeezing the last drops of juice from those plump glory days of ignoring constituents while living fancy. Her career in the spotlight is almost over, and even bonkertown AZ will kick her to the curb.

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Cottongrowinman's avatar

The Marie Antoinette of the US Senate, I give you…Kyrsten Sinema.

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

I’ve stayed at a couple of best westerns in my day. They were pretty nice!

Also, fuck Kyrsten Sinema. Remember when everyone was so excited about her? Ugh. What an asshole.

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