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carovee's avatar

"applicants so often lost the documents"

I know it isn't the point of the article but that's passive as hell. Lost documents? You mean had all their stuff stolen? Or had all their stuff thrown into a dumpster by LAPD in one their raids on encampments?

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

๐—›๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—›๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐— ๐—ฒ๐˜…๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ผ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฎ

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/18/hurricane-hilary-mexico-california-weather-warnings-storm-category-winds

https://hurricane.terrapin.com/storm/09E

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HURICANE KILLARY!!!!!

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

And the storm is predicted to hit southern CALIFORNIA! Maybe this is the "storm" they've been tooting about for five years?

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Blurg. I've been up since 3 because I drank too much Lavender Gin last night. Headache, gurgly tummy. Bleh. I stayed up 'late' (for me) drinking gin and playing Blackjack on my computer. Paying for it now.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I noticed as I get older that I am paying more and more for things that aren't even cool or fun

Like the other day I tripped over a tree, it happens in the woods, and my knee and shin are black and blue.

Or like last night I had a bit of trouble sleeping and did not manage it until 11 and now I am all zombie moded

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Yup. Getting older is not for sissies. I try not to fall anymore because I don't bounce back like I used to.

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Hoอ›gอฆอฅeอฌอ’yeGrฬฐฬปฬœeฬฌฬžฬ xอ”'s avatar

I broke my thumb, the metacarpal, in February, falling off my motorcycle. It's almost as healed as it's going to get now. Still a bit to go. Healing ain't what it used to be.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's that time of life. I am so sad that a couple of drinks and I are no longer friends. : (

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Courser's avatar

I really didn't think I drank that much last night! Not to feel this shitty.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's not the alcohol, it's middle age.

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Courser's avatar

Oh, I'll start Medicare in a couple of months. So, yes to 'age' part but a bit past the 'middle' part. ;-)

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I still have FOUR MORE YEARS until I can get my shingles Vax though. -_-

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Derek Smith's avatar

If you are immunocompromised you can get the vaccine if you're over the age of 19.

https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd/shingles/public/shingrix/index.html

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Shananigan's avatar

Itโ€™s early Iโ€™m the mornin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-n7AiB5s-o

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

There's a cool doc on Nilsson on one of the streaming channels, great flick.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

I have that album.

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Shananigan's avatar

I love it! My dad and I used to listen to it together all the time when I was a kid. Last time I was at his house, he played a few cuts from it and we had a nice time remembering.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Sweet memory. The Jump Into the Fire is a tour de force.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I am blocked from liking this!

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

The first anchor baby!

Virginia Dare was born in the Roanoke Colony in what is now North Carolina on August 18, 1587, the first child of English parents born in the New World. "Elenora, daughter to the governor of the city and wife to Ananias Dare, one of the assistants, was delivered of a daughter in Roanoke".

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There goes the neighborhood.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

For a weird moment my mind saw governor and assistant and thought he was bonking his secretary and I was all...figures the first would be a bastard

Woulda been a better story XD

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She was sadly less famous than her brother Dan, who emigrated to England to join the battle against the rascally forces of the Mekon.

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tek's avatar

Donnie caves once again

๐น๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘š๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ƒ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐ท๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘๐‘’๐‘™๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ค๐‘  ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘“๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘๐‘’ โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘›๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ โ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘€๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ ๐‘–๐‘› ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘œ โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘๐‘ก๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก, ๐‘๐‘’๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’, โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘‘, ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘“๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘š โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ค๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ .

๐ธ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘’๐‘˜, ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘†๐‘œ๐‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘™ ๐‘๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘š ๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘‘ โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘‘ ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘š๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘Ž ๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘’๐‘™๐‘’๐‘๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘–๐‘› 2020. ๐ผ๐‘› ๐บ๐‘’๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘–๐‘Ž ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘€๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘ฆ, ๐น๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘› ๐ถ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐ท๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘ก ๐ด๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐น๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘– ๐‘Š๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™๐‘–๐‘  โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘‡๐‘Ÿ๐‘ข๐‘š๐‘โ€™๐‘  ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘กโ„Ž ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘๐‘ก๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ฆ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ.

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Hoอ›gอฆอฅeอฌอ’yeGrฬฐฬปฬœeฬฌฬžฬ xอ”'s avatar

I saw on the tube today that the lawyers presented a request for a court date in that case.

For April.

2026.

LOL.

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The Wanderer's avatar

He said that his lawyers will be leasing a series of "legal filings," essentially nickel and diming the court to death.

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A. M. Jordan's avatar

Which costs him and his lawyers money. Soon, his current lawyers will be having GFMs to pay their Porche payments.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

I'm sure the courts will love that.

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paperlesstiger's avatar

If his lawyers ban bullshit, Trump's presidential campaign is over.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Woke up to a thunderstorm this morning in lower Manhattan.

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

Hm. Looks like it's gonna roll right past, over Holly and Paul's and then elsewhere.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

Yeah ... just passed through here. Holly's mountain is up now.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Stay safe.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

Lots of lightning and thunder ... but we don't get the tornados that accompany these kinds of storms elsewhere.

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Hoอ›gอฆอฅeอฌอ’yeGrฬฐฬปฬœeฬฌฬžฬ xอ”'s avatar

I remember showing up to a friend's wedding in the Berkshires and seeing trees cut off halfway up from a tornado. I had lived there for a while before that and never seen such a thing. You could see the path that just mowed shit down. Just chunks taken out of the treeline. Not at all normal, but it does happen. This was probably late 80s. Driving up the Taconic I saw one clear path of destruction that crossed the highway. Freaked me right out.

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... yet.

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Felt like we got the full monty in the E Village.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

The storm woke me up, so I watched a pretty spectacular lightning show with my coffee.

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tek's avatar

IMHO they aren't wrong..

๐‘€๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐ท๐‘’๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘’ ๐‘ฃ๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘Šโ„Ž๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘’ ๐ป๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘๐‘–๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ฃ๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘“ ๐‘š๐‘–๐‘”๐‘Ÿ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘ฆ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘ฃ๐‘–๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘Ž๐‘ข๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ฆ ๐‘ก๐‘œ ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ๐‘˜ โ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘’.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2023/08/18/opinion/healey-biden-adams-immigration-housing/

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paperlesstiger's avatar

"Allowed" is doing a lot of work there.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Bostonglobe gonna bostonglobe

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Didn't the SCOTUS tell em that they couldn't change the TrumpCo policies?

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Shananigan's avatar

Well thatโ€™ll be great for the types of businesses that exploit them.

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Today . . . in HISTORY!

1590: A governor comes back from a supply run to find the place he runs deserted. DeSantis? No, it's John White coming back to discover that Roanoke Colony's abandoned.

1868: Pierre Janssen discovers helium. He loses credibility when he announces his discovery in a high-pitched squeaky voice.

1877: Astronomer Asaph Hall discovered Mars' moon Phobos.

1920: Suck it, assholes. Women have the vote now!

1958: ๐ฟ๐‘œ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘Ž by Vladimir Nabokov gets published. People named Humbert get the side-eye.

1963: James Meredith becomes the first Black man to graduate from the University of Mississippi.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

They do a play of it outdoors every summer in Roanoke. Fun fact: Andy Griffith was in it a few years when he was starting out.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Which, in the language of the Great Old Ones, is the equivalent of a three-star rating in Yelp.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

That bible book first, please. Then shut the fuck up.

๐—”๐—ป ๐—œ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐—š๐—ฃ๐—ง ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ป

Official: "It is simply not feasible to read every book" for depictions of sex.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/08/an-iowa-school-district-is-using-chatgpt-to-decide-which-books-to-ban/

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Fog of Jen's avatar

lol

Itis simply not feasible to read every book XD

Mother fucker, less you are running the library of congress, you just outted yourself there

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

"It is simply not feasible" - seems to me y'all created a problem that y'all don't want to even remotely attempt to solve, because it's, like, hard.

Maybe then don't just ban books because some asshole with a persecution complex feels a kind of way because this one scene gives them a sad?

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paperlesstiger's avatar

Obviously, they can't be bothered to plow through all that boring literature just to find the "good parts".

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tek's avatar

what could possibly go wrong?

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

LOL

๐—•๐˜‚๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—”๐—ฝ๐—ฒ ๐—ก๐—™๐—ง๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜

Lawsuit: Sotheby's $24M sale to FTX gave Bored Ape NFTs "an air of legitimacy."

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/08/buyers-of-bored-ape-nfts-sue-after-digital-apes-turn-out-to-be-bad-investment/

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LOL, I imagine the entire FTX team short-circuited like a TV robot. "We made a bad investment, but we are brilliant techbros, we cannot make bad investments, but this was a bad investment ..dkarrjkdkkkkkkkkkkk".

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Derek Smith's avatar

"Ape prices soared, then plummeted"

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Fog of Jen's avatar

No fair! We was tricked into thinking we could off load it onto some other fucker for profit!

These fucking people

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tek's avatar

that was actually 'a fart of legitimacy'

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Goals for today:

1) Restart my digestive system. Take a walk round the block.

2) No more oxtcotin as THC gummies appear to be just as effective for my pain and do not have nasty side effects.

3) Enjoy meatloaf a friend is bringing over.

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carovee's avatar

The Devil's weed for the win!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Can you restart Huckleberry's, too?

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

1- have you tried turning it off and on again?

2 - that's good news!

3 - I would do anything for love.....

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Clever.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Mm, meatloaf.

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

Don't over do it ... but glad you're feeling better.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

BTW, I slept really good the past two nights because I rotated the mattress. Rotate Your matress, all!

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

I rotate mine every few months. ๐Ÿ˜

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Every six months here. I am making it a Wonk holiday.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Everyone, I have an email written and ready to send to Fukui. It has some resources and words of encouragement. Who is going to give me his email?

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

What's up with Fukui?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I am trying to direct him to some mental health resources.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Fukui is headed on VayCay, Diane, and was just on an hour or so ago.

I don't think he checks replies, so ask him when he posts again.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I asked him below. I have only resources and encouragement, nothing bad.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Oh for sure! I think he was saying he's headed out today?

Really soon, hope you catch him.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I think he is catching up to the German Cat Lady. I might hit her up, too.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

That's right, she is going to be seeing him.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Morning all. โ˜•

#Worldle #574 X/6 (81%)

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https://worldle.teuteuf.fr

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The Wanderer's avatar

Good morning!

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I think I would've got it in a couple more guesses.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I was never going to get this one!

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

They keep threatening to "leave cities" when they're forced to pay a living wage. Then they stay anyway. "Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

๐—Ÿ๐˜†๐—ณ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—จ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—บ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ $๐Ÿญ.๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฌ/๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ $๐Ÿฌ.๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿญ/๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/17/tech/minneapolis-rideshare-minimum-wage/

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Hoอ›gอฆอฅeอฌอ’yeGrฬฐฬปฬœeฬฌฬžฬ xอ”'s avatar

There was a lot that was fucked up about the cab industry before those two came into being. None of that justified what they've turned it into.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Talk to the medallion owners in NYC.

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Hoอ›gอฆอฅeอฌอ’yeGrฬฐฬปฬœeฬฌฬžฬ xอ”'s avatar

There was a lot that was fucked up with the medallion system. It was in no way equitable to drivers. Lyft and Uber came in, crushed the existing system pretending that they'd be a more equitable system, and once they'd fucked the competition out, turned into something even worse. Fuck them.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

True, I feel bad for the independent drivers who invested everything into their medallions that are now nearly worthless.

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Hoอ›gอฆอฅeอฌอ’yeGrฬฐฬปฬœeฬฌฬžฬ xอ”'s avatar

That shit was 100s of thousands + for one. Mostly, they were owned by the companies, and the cabbies were effectively serfs. It was a shitty system, and begged for something like Uber to come along and fuck it up. The problem is, Uber then wound up being worse shitheels, and acted as though there could be no regulation on their business model. Again: fuck them.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

They were over a million before the crash.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Bye, bitch

Guess we'll have to go back to unionized cabbies

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Unfortunately, the mayor will veto it, That is guaranteed.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Same as corporations threatening to up and leave entire countries.

They won't, because A) they'd be cutting themselves out of significant market share and their shareholders would have their nuts for cutlets and B) Uprooting from an entire nation costs fuckloads of money. Real money, not the fake bullshit maybe numbers they hallucinate on the stock markets.

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

good luck running an unregulated taxi service in Bumblefuck northern Idaho, assholes!

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Arolpin's avatar

I was just in Bumblefuck northern Idaho, where they have no Uber or Lyft, and the town had a single taxi, who worked when he felt like it. The core town was walkable, but everything else required a car (or a rented bus, which is how we got to the wedding site).

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Mateo del Sol's avatar

Living out in Western MA (for now) I can confirm that there are no Ubers or Lyfts regularly, and the two existing "cab" companies are basically two randos with cars who operate a business when they can.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Big Jeb and his brothers wont take kindly to that.

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