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"All men are created equal...until we put some of them in chains and make them unequal."

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"Senator, can you please tell us, with examples, how your party's historically implemented "Southern strategy" to appeal to white voters' fear about minorities is no longer in current use? Please take your time...we'll wait."

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I met Quentin Crisp, and there's no way Kennedy could be compared to him.First of all, Crisp was a human...

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Devin Nunes keeps them at his farm...

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But there's a very important part of their base that totally flips your premise on its head.

The evangelicals, and other Christian Dominionist groups are very big on having loads o' kids. In fact, there's an entire group called the Quiverfull movement that espouses having as many kids as possible - the Duggers (of "19 and Counting" fame) are one example of that group.

As most liberals have a much smaller number of children in general, and these Quivering Twits regularly have numbers into the teens, don't count on the death rate to be as important a factor as you may think.

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That picture at the top looks like an age progression app.

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I’m barely old enough to remember Carter, so I’m just gonna ride you guy’s coattails on the hope thing.

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This man is so completely tiresome. He's pretending he doesn't know he's over and the party is moving past him. But I think he knows -- and this is the best he can come up with.

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Depends on your hair. Some people do need two shampoos to get a good lather. I am one of them.

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Every republican quoting their favorite bible verses are frauds and crooks.

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we need to bombard Shy and Rebecca until Shy makes one for us

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Some of these cornpones need a refresher course in how to treat a lady.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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There's no way that's his tweet. All of the words are spelled correctly.

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I'd recognize Mr. Joyboy's work anywhere.

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