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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. No. That Thing in the Offal Office canNOT read a poll. It's for his minions to read it and summarize it in a way he can (almost) comprehend. And ew, ick, barf 🤮, not just her husband but her father, too? Blecccchhhhh. Or as my late mother would have said, ptui! (Yes, she pronounced the p.)

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

was being investigated for (ALLEGEDLY) banging a subordinate, drinking on the job, and generally being a shitty boss.

Are there ANY people in charge in TrumpCo who this does not sound like?

Hank Napkin's avatar

How long was she in labor?

Thixotropickle's avatar

She wasn’t grifting enough kickbacks for The Prince of Pees, her hamburger helper harassment of her MAGAtty underlings was undoubtedly rated as “amateurish at best” by the pedo-beasts in chief.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Like young actors looking for their big break, knowing that the industry has always been a cesspool of exploitation. https://www.tarapalmeri.com/p/swalwell-and-washingtons-culture

noname's avatar

And the Harvey Weinsteins of DC know that and take advantage of it, and then some.

What A Debacle's avatar

Reminds me of a song!

All the other kids with the pumped up Cheeks

You better run, better run faster than my Botox

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Ms. Chavez-DeRemer’s husband exchanged text messages with young female staff members, as did her father. Some of the young women were instructed by Ms. Chavez-DeRemer and the former deputy chief of staff to “pay attention” to the men, according to people familiar with the investigation."

So she was basically the Ghislaine Maxwell of the proven rapist Trump's cabinet.

And just think how bad your behavior has to be to be caught by a Trump approved IG after they fired all the non-partisan ones.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Pimping out your staffers to your father and your husband is creepy AF.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Oh, come on! This is nothing! Remember all the drunks and sex pests in Biden's cabinet? We couldn't go three days without an FBI director passing out behind a locked door, or a defence secretary quoting a fake bible verse written by Quentin Tarantino at a Pentagon prayer service, or a labor secretary demanding that her staff be receptive to the sexual come-ons from her father.

Caepan's avatar

She may be a lush, but she's "straight outta central casting" so probably not.

Plus, Boxwine is willing to go after TACO's "enemies" so she's safe.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

But she sucks at it. Scammy Jo got fired because she wasn’t successful in persecuting his enemies or protecting pedophiles..

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

Being successful is not what BoxofWhine is there for. Ruining people's lives is.

In that, she has a better batting average.

What A Debacle's avatar

She is safe for a while. But a few more fails and she will be out.

Dotard has a strict "5 strikes and yer out" policy.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Nothing says “party of merit” like turning the Labor Department into a rosé-soaked family creep carnival. Also amazing how in Trumpworld, every scandal has two layers: the crime, and then the part where somehow everybody’s dad is texting interns like a divorced raccoon with a government badge. The whole administration is less a cabinet than a leaking yacht full of HR violations.

Kathleen L Cole's avatar

"like a divorced raccoon w/a govt. badge" just made my bleepin' week! thx and many goodies from the cat goddesses for you,too.

Stuart's avatar

"Trump may be a blowhard and a moron, but even he can read a poll."

He sure can! Two weeks ago, a breakout stat in a poll said Trump had 100% approval from the MAGAs who had voted for him. Ever since, he's been boasting about his 100% approval and denying all the others as -- what else? -- fake news.

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Isn't it more "have the poll read to him"?

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Ask not who you can fuck for your country, as who your country can send to DC to fuck you.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

My theory is that cabinet members are discussing 25th amendment and word is getting back to the boss.

Enter Ranting's avatar

The 25th won't be invoked until Trump loses enough of his base, which this war is helping accomplish. When that happens, MAGAts in Congress will be savage, claiming they never knew Trump, throwing him under the bus and blaming Biden for the country's collapse.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Secretary of Labor directs employees to submit to sexual harassment by her male family members

Totally on brand for this admin