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Pics please.

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Well consider it an ass-set now!

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The KKK has some 'splainin to do.

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Weirdly...I used to be, but this particular incident happened in Baltimore. Guess there were more battles in the Capri Wars than I realized...

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speaking as a blond (once natural, now expensively vidal sassoon): FUCK OFF 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019.

also speaking as a blond (once natural, now...etc.) i am going to blind people soon. and i say 'blind people' less with votes and more with king lear.

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Ladies, in order to get a man, first you must be strong...http://didntyouhear.com/wp-...

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Hi Wonkettes. Just wanted you to know I'm one of (probably) many silent followers inspired by your words. Your humor and sanity have helped me survive many dark days of the campaign during this past year. Most of my family and friends voted for Trump. And yeah. It's complicated. Partly it's because Fox News under previous management of Roger Ailes influenced viewers to hate Hillary in a visceral way. This helped his good buddy Trump get elected. Evil stuff. The impact of the Fox News hate campaign cannot be underestimated. Glad to see things changing there.

I'm not good at snark. But I wanted to let you know I had to fight some ridiculous battles for equal rights in the workplace back when I was a young woman. That meant enduring comments such as: "Why aren't you home making cookies?" I thought we were past that as a nation. Apparently not. So it is what it is. We will go forward. Please know you ARE reaching people like me who are ordinarily considered conservative. You ARE making a difference. For example, you inspired me to donate to that nice guy running for the U.S. Senate in Louisiana. Who knows? His one vote in Congress might actually end up saving the world.

Thank you for your leadership and also for your non-comments which are not allowed.

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I did that once, back when my hair was dark. It wasn't that visible indoors at work, but out in the sunshine it was glorious. No yoga pants at work, though, sigh.....

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Brava! Please continue to not use your cloaking device!

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I have a friend who has dyed her hair so many times she actually does not remember what her natural hair color was. But she did henna her hair purple once, and it looked like regular brunette in the office light, but when she got out in the sunlight, it was a magnificent eggplant color, like yours was.

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The riding crop will take you places! Especially if you're on a horse!

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I wonder if the American Nazis/stormfronters/KKK also hate Native Americans, seeing as how they appropriated a version of a Native American symbol and used it as their own. There are old bungalows in neighborhoods in Chicago that pre-date the Third Reich that have that symbol in the brickwork of the houses, so before Hitler was even a defective sperm it must have stood for something else entirely.

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Do you have a tramp stamp? Because that'll get you places, if your spandex are low enough to show it.

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Also too, too

: dumb intentionally hateful

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Perhaps one of you owners of gentleman sausages could explain this to me. In the category of "Largest Behind in the World" is Kim Kardashian. Her truly giant behind is admired by a lot of men the world over, endlessly photographed all oiled up, and even, on rare occasions, covered with clothing. Whereass, my merely large behind is not considered an asset, but a liability, to be hidden with loose(but not too loose!) clothing?

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The Straight / Gay restriction was put to me as:Left is Right, and Right is Wrong.

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