Yesterday on Fox’s The Five, Kimberly Guilfoyle gave a shout-out to Major Mariam Al Mansouri, the first female fighter pilot in the United Arab Emirates. Mansouri led her country’s contingent of military pilots that participated in bombing ISIS in Syria earlier this week. Yr Wonkette is not going to cheer on anyone for dropping yet more bombs on more brown people, even if they are fanatical nutbars. Still, we suppose in the context of Middle Eastern countries, where women are sometimes not allowed to so much as drive or even leave the house unless accompanied by a male, this represents a twisted step in the direction of equality. So sure, Kimberly Guilfoyle, go ahead and girl-power away, and let’s hope that none of your troglodytic male co-hosts step on the moment by saying something sexist.
Apparently I.S. are scared of the Kurds, because it is common for Kurdish women to fight, and the Jihaddis believe that if they are killed by a woman they go to hell, rather than the manly death 72 virgins. Nothing puts you off charging towards certain death if you think there is a chance it is a GIRL killing you.
Perhaps all the USAF has to do is indicate the areas that female pilots will be bombing...
So, Stephen Smith opines that bitch had it coming and women in general should learn to shut up if they don't want to get punched out, ESPN suspends him for one week.
Bill Simmons correctly observes that the commissioner is a lying sack of shit, gets suspended for three times as long.
Apparently I.S. are scared of the Kurds, because it is common for Kurdish women to fight, and the Jihaddis believe that if they are killed by a woman they go to hell, rather than the manly death 72 virgins. Nothing puts you off charging towards certain death if you think there is a chance it is a GIRL killing you.
Perhaps all the USAF has to do is indicate the areas that female pilots will be bombing...
There's nothing in the Koran to say a woman can't fly a fighter jet, as long as she obeys the orders of her male superiors.
Greg Gutfield, leading Conservative comedian.
Conservative humor is to humor as military music is to music.
So, Stephen Smith opines that bitch had it coming and women in general should learn to shut up if they don't want to get punched out, ESPN suspends him for one week.
Bill Simmons correctly observes that the commissioner is a lying sack of shit, gets suspended for three times as long.
Fuck you very much ESPN.
Shep Smith is their one, as long as they remember not to let him make unscripted remarks about suicide victims.
Oh, but I do so love a good Sousa march....