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E. A.'s avatar

Eeewwww gross!!

Ladies if your dream is to be controlled, dominated, and owned by a terrified little male, here is your chance.

hvdv's avatar

If I didn't have so many cats to take care of, I would totally go.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. If I ever go back to Texas, it's not likely to be during this lifetime. I'm so glad I'm not single. This is the stuff of nightmares.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Remember the movie “Coming to America?” The whole premise of it was that Eddie Murphy journeys to Queens to find a woman because he can’t imagine spending the rest of his life with the vapid airhead his parents had arranged for him to marry, a woman who had no opinions of her own.

How does these douchebags find that appealing?

Dee Whitman's avatar

Gawd, I *hate* those pubic-hair beards ...

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Ah, yes, the wonderful world of white Christian Nationalists. Women exist to serve. Yeah, no.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm assuming the good Reverend's Christian Singles Event can't compete with Friday Night Grindr at the conference.

Tim Weston's avatar

This whole "beardalypse" thing is killing me !

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

That Eric Conn dude has WIFEBEATING DOUCHEBAG written all over him.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Great article, it's always nice learning how the incels are fairing with their bid to become the taliban in the USA.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Necromancy, mermaids, demon ghost grandmas - are you sure this isn’t an Only Fans site?

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"“The Biblical Case for the Existence of Mermaids”

No self respecting Mermaid would give these Incel Chucklefucks a "piece of tail"...

but imaginary beings may be their best bet for getting laid.

Goonemeritus's avatar

You are not just a heathen, you are a Northeastern heathen, and I hear we are the worst kind.

beb's avatar

On general principles, parents should not let their children attend religious events unattended. The ministry is a known attractor for pedophiles and child molester, Also they need to be taxed as a regular business.

Devon Williams's avatar

"A Necromancer, a Demon disguised as a grandma, and a mermaid walk into a bar."

mvario's avatar

Was that the lineup from The Horror Channel or Discovery?