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E. A.'s avatar

Eeewwww gross!!

Ladies if your dream is to be controlled, dominated, and owned by a terrified little male, here is your chance.

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hvdv's avatar

If I didn't have so many cats to take care of, I would totally go.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. If I ever go back to Texas, it's not likely to be during this lifetime. I'm so glad I'm not single. This is the stuff of nightmares.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Remember the movie “Coming to America?” The whole premise of it was that Eddie Murphy journeys to Queens to find a woman because he can’t imagine spending the rest of his life with the vapid airhead his parents had arranged for him to marry, a woman who had no opinions of her own.

How does these douchebags find that appealing?

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Dee Whitman's avatar

Gawd, I *hate* those pubic-hair beards ...

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Ah, yes, the wonderful world of white Christian Nationalists. Women exist to serve. Yeah, no.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm assuming the good Reverend's Christian Singles Event can't compete with Friday Night Grindr at the conference.

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Tim Weston's avatar

This whole "beardalypse" thing is killing me !

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot's avatar

That Eric Conn dude has WIFEBEATING DOUCHEBAG written all over him.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Great article, it's always nice learning how the incels are fairing with their bid to become the taliban in the USA.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Necromancy, mermaids, demon ghost grandmas - are you sure this isn’t an Only Fans site?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

"“The Biblical Case for the Existence of Mermaids”

No self respecting Mermaid would give these Incel Chucklefucks a "piece of tail"...

but imaginary beings may be their best bet for getting laid.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

You are not just a heathen, you are a Northeastern heathen, and I hear we are the worst kind.

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beb's avatar

On general principles, parents should not let their children attend religious events unattended. The ministry is a known attractor for pedophiles and child molester, Also they need to be taxed as a regular business.

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Devon Williams's avatar

"A Necromancer, a Demon disguised as a grandma, and a mermaid walk into a bar."

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mvario's avatar

Was that the lineup from The Horror Channel or Discovery?

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