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Nothing improves education like cutting the education budget.

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Egg salad?

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I think "going to have" just stands on its own. I mean the fucker does HAVE a lot of shit.

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It's not a war on women, it's just that women sort of happen to have all the babby-making equipment that needs government regulation because of God stuff.

If it was even happening, which it isn't, as Anne said, but if it was, it is simply friendly fire, or maybe collateral damage, that just sort of happens to women. Just an unfortunate byproduct when one goes to Battle Against 'Bortion™.

Smart women, you should realize that you shouldn't just focus on candidates who are restricting and regulating your babbypipes, when those candidates might have other more important policies that might affect you personally -- maybe far more than just whether or not you'll be forced to carry any and every pregnancy to term -- so you should look into, them if you were smart.

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I LUUUUUV YOU WOMENNNNNN!!! <a href="http://media.salon.com/2012..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://media.salon.com/2012/08/annr-rect.png">http://media.salon.com/2012...

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Marie Antionette was the daughter of Maria Theresa, Archduchess of Austria and Holy Roman Empress, born in the late 18th century, educated in some of the finest schools in Europe, and well acquainted with cake.

So, aside from having class, she and Ann had quite a lot in common.

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Egg just cant help it you all are so damn dumb that she is not first lady

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Egg Romney: coming to you live from Kolob.

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Their husbands find them tired a lot, too.

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Yeah, that really sucked.

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The lesbians in a really silly science fiction book I once read who used horse semen, inserted the old-fashioned way, to initiate parthenogenesis. It was a reeeeely silly book.

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Republicans value women! At about 78% as much as men. That's a lot of value!

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Egg Antoinette.

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Needs moar rabbeting.

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Well, tax cuts for the rich would sure be good for HER, and isn't that all that matters? For she is every woman!

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