Good morning/afternoon/whenever the Wonkette overlords click PUBLISH! This week’s Roundup is brought to you from our couch, because it is way too fuckin’ hot to go outside. ( Bring on the Little Ice Age already.) We are going to spend some time today talking at you about sportsball. Not just any sportsball, but sportsball in Florida, and particularly the student-athletes who play sportsball at major Florida universities and otherwise-unremarkable university towns that derive much of their status and revenue from sportsball.
The fetus-shooter has got to be making wingnut heads explode. On the one hand, she just gave herself an abortion. On the other hand, she was exercising her Second Amendment right.
But, for the most part, Grifters don't prevent reproduction (aside from the whole "oh god, I looked at one and now I'll never get an erection ever again!" factor...) I guess those bleach enema ones might kill off the dangerously stupid, so there's that...
The grifters don't prevent reproduction but they lure you into reproducing with them, thereby pulling the species down. In the future, the earth will be populated entirely by incoherent quitters and abstinent baby factories.
Yes, but the key here is that she's a woman so she'll probably be prosecuted for murder. If her hubby had accidentally shot her in the stomach, it would be ruled an accident & he'd get off without a whimper or a charge. Wimmins don't have a 2nd Amendment right to stand yur ground, or have accidents that kill babbies, er fetuses.
Maybe it was the fetus exercising his/her second amendment rights. If the ears were developed enough, it might have heard it would be born in Florida, and took control of the mother for a proactive suicide.
Thanks to our worship of the great God Capitalism (and his only-begotten son, Mammon), we all know what needs to happen before someone in some official capacity stands up and says, "Oh, fuck no!"
The fetus-shooter has got to be making wingnut heads explode. On the one hand, she just gave herself an abortion. On the other hand, she was exercising her Second Amendment right.
Solid or Liquid?
They scheduled that for the 2nd Thursday of next week, at their regular weekly integrity-check meeting.
But, for the most part, Grifters don't prevent reproduction (aside from the whole "oh god, I looked at one and now I'll never get an erection ever again!" factor...) I guess those bleach enema ones might kill off the dangerously stupid, so there's that...
The grifters don't prevent reproduction but they lure you into reproducing with them, thereby pulling the species down. In the future, the earth will be populated entirely by incoherent quitters and abstinent baby factories.
Yes, but the key here is that she's a woman so she'll probably be prosecuted for murder. If her hubby had accidentally shot her in the stomach, it would be ruled an accident & he'd get off without a whimper or a charge. Wimmins don't have a 2nd Amendment right to stand yur ground, or have accidents that kill babbies, er fetuses.
That brawl/ fight video was fascinating. And strangely arousing. I want to hang with all these people.
As long as you are far enough away that it gets below 20 degrees in the winter, you'll be OK.
Abortion is a right that people like you want to take away from the people.
That's not funny. A fetus has been damaged.
I WENT THERE AND IT WAS LIKE GOING TO THE TOILET
2:57. That's how far I got in the video before I just couldn't pay attention any longer. LOTR evidently spoiled me for melees.
Maybe it was the fetus exercising his/her second amendment rights. If the ears were developed enough, it might have heard it would be born in Florida, and took control of the mother for a proactive suicide.
If the movie takes place at the same time as the first two, all Snake'll need to do is build a raft and float away (sorta a post-modern Huck Finn).
Thanks to our worship of the great God Capitalism (and his only-begotten son, Mammon), we all know what needs to happen before someone in some official capacity stands up and says, "Oh, fuck no!"
Someday, far too soon, I'm sure, some Wonketeer's offspring will find this as quaint as they'll find spending Sunday with the New York Times.