If my thoughts are deep and serious, then you're just setting yourself further back if thinking anything like me is your goal. The corporate ladder is slippery and slow to climb, the result of far too many porn breaks.
It's easy to figure out why women don't get appointed to more boards and I'll explain the reasons: A) because we men know you will have to ask your husband for permission first and we don't want to wait the weeks of massages and martini's and makings of sammitches before you sashay your little butt over and ask him if it's pretty please okay. Then when he says no like any responsible husband we will have to find a replacement which will be a man anyway. Which brings us to B) if a woman is appointed she'll just miss a bunch of days for girl stuff like buying shoes (which she'll blow the extra money on, that and hair and manicures) and having kids and then we will have to find a replacement which will be a man so some work actually gets done.
The final point I think is the one that really drives the issue home: C) if we appoint a woman to the board who is going to type out the minutes from all of our meetings or take dictation and who will the boss chase around the office and who will pay out sexual favors?
So as you see girls, the point I'm making is a woman's place is in the home raising children...thank you, thank you, thank you.
VHS tapes? Saltless crackers?...
Nice cat!
That would be his national security team. Talk about your nuclear triad! Vavoom!
Not sure why this scene from Cranford leapt to mind...
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I'm just going to leave this here:http://www.cbc.ca/news/poli...
Now, ladies, don't get your panties in a bunch...
and you ladies should all thank Megyn Kelly for all the work she's done to advance the cause
At least we have Dame Peggy Nooninghamshire.
I like Dollface, see, because I'm stuck in the 40's.
We can chip in and send "I-Don't-Care" packages.
I thought all jerbs were to be minimum wage by the end of the year?
Will the lady-jetpacks have see-through bras? For SAFETY!
I have seen Peggy Noonan referred to as the National Vodka Repository.
I'll be in my space pod...
If my thoughts are deep and serious, then you're just setting yourself further back if thinking anything like me is your goal. The corporate ladder is slippery and slow to climb, the result of far too many porn breaks.
It's easy to figure out why women don't get appointed to more boards and I'll explain the reasons: A) because we men know you will have to ask your husband for permission first and we don't want to wait the weeks of massages and martini's and makings of sammitches before you sashay your little butt over and ask him if it's pretty please okay. Then when he says no like any responsible husband we will have to find a replacement which will be a man anyway. Which brings us to B) if a woman is appointed she'll just miss a bunch of days for girl stuff like buying shoes (which she'll blow the extra money on, that and hair and manicures) and having kids and then we will have to find a replacement which will be a man so some work actually gets done.
The final point I think is the one that really drives the issue home: C) if we appoint a woman to the board who is going to type out the minutes from all of our meetings or take dictation and who will the boss chase around the office and who will pay out sexual favors?
So as you see girls, the point I'm making is a woman's place is in the home raising children...thank you, thank you, thank you.