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I take it Karen Grube has never once considered the fact that Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper host the event significant.

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New overlords = old overlords ----- P. Townsend

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Rusty? Is that you....?

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Look away, Karen. No one is making you watch the naughty floats.

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Mr. LaBarbera - faithful Christian, footsie player or both? We will no doubt know before long.

*that site is run by a really fucked up bunch of people.

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Special guest appearance by the Alabama Prancing Elites.

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Not to mention going deep into the end zone.

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Rodgers <i>pere</i> is pretty well known to be fairly right-wing, but he's been virtually silent during Aaron's professional career (a smart move for the parent of a high-profile athlete). This quote seems a little out-of-place to me.

Also, I know nothing about AR12 personally, but calling Chico "rural" is a bit of a stretch. <b>I</b> live in rural California.

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Aha!

Edit: Actually, I follow the practice of rooting for the conference (or division, or whatever) champ, so: Go Green!

Despite the terrible pain in the ass you've been to the Badgers over the last few years.

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"I'm on a float. I'm on a motherfuckin' float..."

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It was the tete du fromage, wasn't it?

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Ducks and chickens, mostly. Right?

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"Rose Parade’s Homosexual ‘Wedding’ Float Corrupts Children"

So sayeth "<a href="http:\/\/americansfortruth.com\/2013\/12\/30\/rose-parades-homosexual-wedding-float-corrupts-children-seven-lessons-for-christians\/" target="_blank">Americans for Truth about Homosexuality</a>", which is actually a thing.

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Turns out it's actually a chapeau de beurre. Très bizarre.

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Well, I for one welcome our new throat-cramming overlords.

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So... when it rains on her parade, it's raining men?

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