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Spurning Beer's avatar

<i>The Seven Inches of Highly Effective Pricks</i>

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fuflans's avatar

there's a 9-9-9 joke in here but i'm on my way to cocktails and can't be bothered.

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i'm looking at an article in 'public opinion quarterly' on the 'fey effect: perceptions of sarah palin in the 2008 presidential election.'

public opinion quarterly.

god.

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Packages filled with cash, many visits, many dinners, many intimate nights, many phone calls and texts...

I'm sure the same techniques would soften up Vladimir Putin. They'd be so much more effective than Mitt's attempts to baptize him.

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