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What the fuck. Republicans are a bunch of fucking ghouls.

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The Satanic Temple needs to challenge this.

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I liked the shake in Roberts' voice as he read it.

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What's the law but a second-rate construction?

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Catcher's Mitt in the Romney Style

https://youtu.be/yTCRwi71_ns

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ALEXANDER: If a call like that gets you an impeachment, I would think he'd think twice before doing it againCHUCK TODD: What example is there from Trump's life of him ever being chastened

I've said it before about Linsday Graham, but it really extends to all Republicans: they are the owner at the dog park whose pet is a menace and everyone else knows it, but they won't put on the leash or take him home. They just laugh brightly and call him "energetic" then pretend they're making an effort to control him by calling and calling and calling his name while saying "no" and he just ignores them and continues attacking other dogs and peeing on people's legs and jumping on and knocking down screaming children. And when you say, "Get that dog out of here!" they get SO SUPER OFFENDED and start calling you names and telling everyone who can't avoid eye contact what a horrible person you are and why do you hate their super sweet dog, what kind of monster are you?

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With a side of STONEWALL ALL OF IT.

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I wish I had 1% of Puerto Rico's Joie de vivre

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Asking hard, pointed questions of Reptilians would risk a "journalist's" access to whatever fountain of lies, deceit and distortion they query; just what value there is in getting their bullshit straight from the asshole is another as yet unsolved mystery.

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A book of laws won't save you in a gun fight.

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and quite deliberately so. don't you think that it is high time for the other 49 states to join my birth-state of Illinois in hating Indiana?

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I don't understand her jacket.

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Depends how thick it is. Are we talking about the PA property law book or that wimpy 100 page constitution?

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Baby steps for an obviously immature brain. Most Reptilian voters don't even begin to catch on to the con until something as gross and undeniable as this atrocity affects them personally.

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