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<i>attribute Loskarn’s behavior to abortion, gay marriage, or Obamacare.</i>

So does this mean that Clinton's penis is finally off the table?

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Haha. Funny.

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A case of the vapors (for our smokeless friends)?

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"The first Blow-el, the angels did say...."

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unless it's a flannel sweatervest.

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if you roll one of those onto your Johnson before sex, believe me, the scratch marks will ensure that your lover does not get pregnant.

...um... so I've heard.

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I assume they would be Postal Inspectors rather than the normal Mail carriers.

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Feliz Pervidad?

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This was probably the result of overwork on behalf of the American people, which is how Newt Gingrich described one of his peccadilloes.

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There was also that big bust in November, with 348 arrested worldwide, 108 of them Canadians. Then a week later, another pron bust in Quebec, 28 arrested, one of them an elementary school janitor.

I guess the good news is that they are getting some of these sick fucks, and at the same time rescuing children. 386 kids from around the world were rescued out of that big November bust. <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/hundreds-ar...">http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana...

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Just asking questions.

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please.

a malfunctioning website is the death knell of the obama presidency, a blow to all great democratic traditions and the end of america as we know it.

kiddie porn is just pictures.

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holy SHIT! look at this guy!! <a href="https://www.google.com/sear..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.google.com/search?q=ryan+loskarn&...">https://www.google.com/sear...

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Postal Inspectors. Don't screw with them - they make Secret Service and FBI Agents look like bubbly rays of sunshine. My dad, a 30-year USPS carrier, has told stories about them when a carrier is suspected of tampering with the mail - under federal law tampering with the mail is a felony punishable by 5 years in prison. Each piece of first-class mail is a separate count. When they're told they're looking at thousands upon thousands of years in the Greybar Hotel those scofflaw carriers want whatever deal they can get. So yeah, if the Postal Inspectors are involved this will be a merciless investigation and prosecution.

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we made the mistake of naming our kitten 'jackanapes'. he grew up to be 'jack the destroyer of worlds'.

kitten pics now just piss me off.

(bigskullfuckingdog please have the graciousness to not comment)

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Do they sell prophylactic kittens in men's restrooms? Do they have something like a tampon dispenser? Just curious.

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