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I am very VERY pleased that the only time I've ever seen Fox "News" Channel is in clips on Wonkette. When it was playing at the orthopedic surgeon's office years ago, I suggested they either let me in to see the doctor, or change the channel.

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I don't know. Just how many women are out there, balanced between "do not want to deal with this shit again" and "those fuckers must pay"? Is it even possible for them to get out from under the avalanche?

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Accordion LieBULLZQQ!!!!11

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Soccer coach.

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Learn guitar to get laid!

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It does seem like there are certain things most all of them may have done to maintain continued employment at Cleavage and Crotch Watchers News.

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When I was a kid, I thought the accordion was dorkiest instrument in the world. A semi-regular member of my band is the best accordion player I've ever heard in my life and a crazy good showman. Now I think it's about the coolest instrument in the world.

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I'm sure the offer is something like this: "Were' going to expose every intimate detail of your private world and ruin your life, but since your claim is valid, we will pay you millions if we don't have to admit it, apologize, and you are never allowed to speak of it again. Or, we'll apologize and give a you a dollar."

There's not really a choice there.

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1. That's a low bar.

2. Be careful what you wish for.

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I'm sure Mr. Bossetti has the appropriate skills.

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And to be clear, I'm not finding blame with them for taking the $$. It's their only recourse. They're going to have their private lives exposed in the most malicious, salacious manner either way. They can either hold out for a contorted legal "apology" ("I'm sorry if you were offended that my client forced himself on you against your will") and bus money home, or get some actual monetary compensation for the humiliation. It's a fucked up system.

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Haha yeah, or more importantly, he knows me well enough by now.

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An amazingly wonderful thing, maligned.

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Thought they could get away w/it - busted, then blame shifted." They hoisted their own retard. " Quid Pro Quo -

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It is that inDEEED.

(And I never once thought you were faulting them for taking the settlements...just so you know.)

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Thank you. I don't really need to use her as a social crutch, but aside from being very cute, she is so friendly and engaging with people that she is very popular in public. Kids in particular are really drawn to her.

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