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Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Virginia Foxx is open for business. Foxxygrandma.com awaits

paul's avatar

Somewhere in a hotel, there are some republicans half awake lying on the ground with smudged makeup and weird Kpop music playing. As they slowly awaken, they notice they're completely naked and that there is physical pain in more than one orifice. This is where the party is right now.

tehbaddr's avatar

LAPD give them all wedgies!

Peter Dellos's avatar

Sorry about dumbshits in CA who did NOT vote for Prop 40. I understood the assignment. SMH. UFB.

Oy!'s avatar

Shit

Politico: "Dunlap concedes to LePage in Maine battleground

The former Republican governor is poised to flip Jared Golden’s seat in what could be the GOP’s only House pickup outside of redistricting."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Not THAT fucking guy again!

Just when I thought Maine had finally pulled its head out of its ass...

Shawn K. Younkin's avatar

Awwww, squeal more piggies!

Goin Green's avatar

Them Reds are fixin to get a dose of some real fucking socialisms in some areas and I might have to watch Fux News just to see if Hannity goes all Scanners on us. You been threatening it for so long they didn't believe you anymore... and now they done voted to let the dragon inside the gate!

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Psycho Pete

@psychopete.bsky.social

Enough said.

Jen Bendery

@jbendery.bsky.social

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"I think Schumer probably gets it," Trump says of Chuck Schumer likely being elected Senate majority leader in January.

"He's actually not a bad guy, I know him very well."

tehbaddr's avatar

Chuckles has got to go!

Miss Grundy's avatar

I think the LAPD should be locked up in a room and forced to smell farts during roll call and be told to do their effing jobs or hit the street. All the cry babies should have their asses fired.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Italian scale model company Italeri has just re-popped the 1/72 KC-135 Stratotanker kit. But the retail is $110 USD, discounted.

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@PearlsFromMyrna

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18m

My Barcalounger should be considered a national treasure.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Not enough gilding

Stanta Knows's avatar

Have you heard that Harmeet actually resigned 3 weeks ago? Susan Wiles asked her to wait until after the mid-terms to announce it.

https://bsky.app/profile/emptywheel.bsky.social/post/3mzllyb2irk23

Marc Elias mentioned last week he wondered why she had not been involved in DOJ fuckery in California/Washington/Alaska elections.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Isn’t “Armageddon” supposed to end with Jesus coming back? You’d think they would like that.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

"and he saw. Behold, a pale horse. And his name that sat upon him was Billionaire. And Genocide followed with him."

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Some history geeks say that Armageddon refers to a battle that happened in ancient times:

The Battle of Megiddo in the Bible most prominently refers to the historical clash in 609 BC where King Josiah of Judah was killed in battle against Pharaoh Necho II of Egypt

asmallmacropod's avatar

As played by Bruce Willis

Phried Ω's avatar

and Yul Brenner.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

They may have some inkling that it wouldn't go entirely well for them.

tehbaddr's avatar

So, when you Oogle "trump is an idiot -AI", this is the first hit.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DWFH672?lv=shuf&channelId=500&plpRedirect=mhFallback

Without the "-AI" you get all sorts of wishy washy pandering nonsense!

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

I bet that author knows how to have a real blast.

Craig Nixon's avatar

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐎𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬

As reporters were being hustled out of the Oval Office on Thursday, and the White House live feed cut out, Donald Trump was asked if the proclamation he signed, “to preserve the Oval Office as a national monument” would prevent his successor from undoing the gilded decor he has added to it.

“Does the next president get to take down this gold stuff?” the reporter asked.

“He can do whatever he wants but very carefully,” Trump replied. “He’s got to be very careful.”

The exchange was captured on video posted by a correspondent for the far-right, partisan network Real America’s Voice.

Stanta Knows's avatar

"He's" got to be careful. Heh. Stacy Abrams can do whatever she wants to the oval.

Bobathonic's avatar

Of course he has to be careful, that shit is glued on real good!

tehbaddr's avatar

He's made some very important major improvements!

Free beach's avatar

It’s gonna take a while to clean the piss smell from every corner and post.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Changing occupants of the Oval would be a major improvement.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I think this is like his Bankruptcy in his mind. He's accepted that he's fucked.

Tetman Callis's avatar

"He must be vewy, vewy, cawfoo."

Mysterysurf's avatar

Another Peter with a birthday today is Peter Hamill, frontman for the band Van Der Graaf Generator, who is 78 years old today. Here's the band in 1970 with "Darkness":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48tU3P8f46Y

And here they are in 1972 on Belgian television with "A Plague Of Lighthouse Keepers":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TXKdoi8WQ

eppe's avatar

I wonder if Peter Hamill ever met Pete Hamill the longtime NYC reporter.