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I say shit goddam. Get your covfefe and jam. So you have to have the beat. I say shit. Goddam. Get up yo ass jam.

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Once upon a time we could do something. I say Shit. Goddam. Get up yo ass and jam.

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I feel like it's some kind of dumbass reverse space-race - they're so terrified of ageing making them uglier they decide to run a pre-emptive strike....They figure they might end up looking like those creepy sex robot prototypes, but at least they they won't be *shudder* wrinkly and let's be real, the Trump men would probably prefer a robot anyway.

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So, they want to be Stepford wives. Got it.

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I say. Shit. Godamn. Get up yo ass. And jam

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I'm not afraid. Nor covfefe. I say Shit. Goddam. Get up yo ass and jam.

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I say shit goddam get up yo ass and jam.

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I say shit goddam get up yo ass and dance.

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She should have asked her sister in law for her hair and makeup crew; then some voice training to sound more breathy and soft, like Ivanka. Eww, ick! What the hell did I just watch?!?! She is married to the blonde son; or the brunette one? What sort of insight does she have? Why did she do this now?

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It's terribly demeaning and beneath contempt to belittle anyone about their looks over the quality of their soul.

So anyways:

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"I bet you haven’t heard about all the accomplishments the president had this week because there’s so much fake news out there."

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But you have to question a woman who married the Dumbest Trump Eric. Just remember, honey. Marrying for money comes with baggage. This bag is loaded with liquid stinking crap. But hey, suit yourself, and enjoy the scenery while you can...

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I find it very difficult to trust the judgment of anyone who was attracted to Eric Trump.

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So this is "news", is it? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Are you surprised? I'm not.

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Damn...I, I, I, am almost speechless. Stupid, faux- tanned like her father-in-law, and just as dumb. How many more Trumpsters are going to be fake-involved in our government before this shit blows up?

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Is it just me, or does she look a lot like Caitlyn Jenner?

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