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This isn't even as good as Peanut Butter Jelly Time on a loop, much less Bananaphone.

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Bananaphone libelz.

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Boop-a-doop-a-doop!

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Personally I would advise not flying during a hurricane, whether you're an airplane or a butterfly.

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People named Trump need to be told “No” a hell of a lot more.

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Nope, not gonna listen to it. Can't make me.

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If anything is possible that means she might go away!!

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Dare to dream ! :/ Am YEP on the "Won't listern, can't make me"!

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So you're saying there's a chance!!

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“Anything is possible,” eh?

Travel at the speed of light or surpass it. Chill something down to Absolute Zero or colder. Have the same matter occupy the same space at once. Jump up your asshole.

I’ll wait.

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I think she's already done that last one.

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I think it’s hilarious that even though the Right will complain about the evils of Hollywood and Mass Media every chance they get deep down they all want to be stars (and not fake stars like Kevin Sorbo or Chachi)

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Exactly 100%. They want that life but generally people don't want to hang around incurious, holier-than-thou sadistic assholes.

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They recognize the power of media to influence the masses and they want control of it. Unfortunately, their pool of “talent” is limited because they’re not at all creative. Just turn on PureFlix or Dove Channel and see all the shameless knockoffs of secular entertainment they offer. They’re like porn parodies for prigs.

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I'm just grateful for the giggle, as I have already been wincing and cringing for so long, my left shoulder blade got stuck and it just... Hurt! So. Yeah.

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Along about the dawn of civilization, men realized the tremendous power women hold over them. Ever since, they've been trying to devise ways to rein in that power. So far, not much success Every women is born with the "prize" we so desperately desire Only homosexual men are immune. Face it fellas. We must ally with our gay brethren, for only they can save us from female tyranny!

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Seriously, though, Jolene must be hot AF.

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Flaming locks of auburn hair1

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Her beauty is beyond compare!

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She stole my man.

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This...this was the final take on that recording?

Wooooooooooooooooooow.

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"We'll fix it in the mix."

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Can't polish a turd.

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Naturally the Wonkette libs failed to mention that while Joe Biden was focused on scamming money, President Trump was making a quiet visit to the wake of a police officer killed in the line of duty by a mad killer on the streets because of Joe Biden's policies. President Trump visited, and spoke to some reporters who happened to be in the vicinity, and spoke to the dead officer's one year-old child, and moved his mouth while everyone said the Lord's Prayer which the priest said was very moving, and made a joke which the priest said "broke the tension" because who wants to be sad at a wake?, and giggled while a bouncer kicked Governor Hochul out when she tried to crash the event, and bought $200 worth of fast food to eat on the flight out from a very famous fast food joint and I even saw a picture of one of their hamburgers. I know all this because the 'New York Post' has run about 27 stories about this momentous event unlike this site which HASN'T EVEN MENTIONED IT!

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That Trump Whatta guy! A once in a millennia leader. Godlike! No red blooded American man can deny the awesomeness of Mr Trump If you can't understand you must be some kind of pinko sissy! Go back to whatever shithole country you crawled out of, and take your Koran with you!

See. I can do cultspeak

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Lara needs more work. I can still see her eyes.

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This is what makes America great. Any no-talent boob is free to record and release shitty music giving the rest of us a good laugh

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Did Jesus ride Pegasus too? Or was that Mohammed.

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NO. Jesus rode a jackass named "Donnie the Donkey". Muhammad preferred his camel, Joe, even though he was a chain smoker

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Word on the street is that Joe Biden chain smokes the tires on his corvette looking to score phlogistan.

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