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Bamz oughta announce that he'll be marking the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address by,inviting, say, SEAL Team Six to the White House.

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Wait, Jennifer or Alan?

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No clickee, just like I stay away from Stormcunt etc.

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I hurt my head rolling my eyes at this. Can I hire Larry's brother Darryl or his other brother Darryl to sue?

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I just discovered it this summer. It hurts.

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Nobody said there'd be math!

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Emperor Norton I?

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How dare you compare this patriot to a black woman!

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I think the word is "unnecessary"

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Judge Roy Bean.

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RWNJ.

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Doesn't Larry owe Rachel some cash money? Who'll #payup first, Klayman or Hoft?

PS. Holy fuck, the Reagan DOJ actually hired this guy... <em>as a lawyer</em>. PPS. I guess it's not Larry that owes Rachel, it's the poor deluded sucker stupid enough to retain his services that owes her.

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“citizens’ court judge”

Redneck Robespierre.

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I like those odds. I think I might go find a gay bar and buy a couple of rounds for everyone.

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Sound like Judge Judy missed her Thorazine injection again.

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Why does Larry love so many terrorists?

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