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bobbert's avatar

You know, I regularly forget that she's a lawyer. Now if I could only forget the rest.

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bobbert's avatar

Torah! Torah! Torah!

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bobbert's avatar

Not on the Supremes.

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fuflans's avatar

any screen grab that begins with:

<i>children's private parts</i>

just can't end well.

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The Quirk's avatar

I get pruney in the bathtub.

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Mahousu's avatar

If the rest of the complaint is as poorly written as these excerpts, I'm going to have to wonder if perhaps English is not Larry Klayman's native language. That perhaps he too is an illegal immigrant. And likely a radical transgender lesbian, too. At least, all the evidence is pointing in that direction.

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Dylan Black's avatar

This seems entirely unfair to unfrozen caveman lawyer, who may be thousands of years behind the times but is still more coherent and effective than Klayman.

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PubOption's avatar

Is he trying to claim that he is not guilty of molesting two children, since he only molested one? Also what is this entity described variously as VMG and VMH?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wonkette is in the same sentence as an Ultra-leftist atheist public interest group. I believe congratulations are in order.

Aren't you up kind of early Ms Edtrix?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I always wondered why Jew-dicial Watch was so damned important.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Proliferating daily"? That sounds exhausting.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I am negligently-willfully-maliciously-falsely-misleadingly accused of committing and/or being convicted of molesting two kids."

Funny how that whole yammering word-salad of obfuscation falls short of stating that he did not molest the kid. Between that and taking the Fifth, Klayman is painting a richly-detailed picture -- with a distinctly child-abuse-shaped blank space right in the middle of it.

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