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FeloniousMonk's avatar

The ballet is <a href="https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/The_Red_Detachment_of_Women" target="_blank">on the intertubes</a> -- the moment up there is around 6:35 in part 2. Wikipedia says it was performed for Nixon in 72, but doesn't record his reaction.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damnit. Did I miss my chance to put the Koch Brothers up against the wall?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Ronald Reagan when he supported the Contras?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

If they aren't angry, someone at Faux hasn't done his/her jerb!

TundraGrifter's avatar

"As in the years leading up to 1776, when King George III had his redcoats break into our homes, steal our weapons of self-defense and other property, and rape and pillage the colonies in general..."

Was that "rape and pillage" before or after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I understand why Larry wants the revolutionaries to ride horses. Hoverounds don't maneuver well in tall grass. Also, the "horse manure" is a bitch to get out of the treads.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He forgot to add "with votes" at the end. Unless he hates democracy and the Constitution.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Don't insult welfare queens like that.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It would have to target low intelligence that's not as high as cow intelligence.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It was a 1-1 draw. We have to have a replay.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Don't you know Klayman is going for that "virtual" self-defense claim?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

When Larrie and all his million (no, really! he counted!) militia pals show up at the appointed spot to initiate the next revolution, the septic system at the Bundy ranch will be hard-pressed to keep up.