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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Since my "college edumacation" didn't include lawyerin' subjects, I'm unclear on some of the concepts, but aren't there penalties for filing frivolous lawsuits? And also for calling for the overthrow of the democratically elected gov't, but why pick nits?

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I wish I could get paid for being a shitty lawyer . . . it's <i>so</i> much easier!

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Seems it could happen easily in many parts of Texas (or when DWB in Arizona.)

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When the U.S. Supreme Court brushes him off, because conspiracy (obviously), he'll be off filing papers in The Hague. Because it beats the alternative, which is admitting to himself that he's an asshole.

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Constantly muttering "I'm gonna kill that m.f." doesn't really qualify, you know.

Jared James's avatar

Poor in the sense of "not doing a good job, ever," Larry Klayman. One wonders whose knob he polished to get that sweet, sweet White House Counsel money?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well you know, we all want to see the plan.

chascates's avatar

There's an old saying "I suppose even lawyers were children once." Old sayings aren't always true.

chascates's avatar

Idiot! I said no mayo!

Lot_49's avatar

Wow, Trix, who knew you'd been an associate of Gustavo Arellano, author of the high-larry-us "¡Ask a Mexican!" column the <i>OCW!</i> I now hold you in higher regard, if such is possible!