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They're like being locked up in a High School gym but with seasickness and norovirus thrown in for laughs.

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Troll booths?

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That's a myth.

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I regulate which media I even read or watch, so no one shoves anything down my throat. Turn off your TV. Give Wonkette money. Read books and footnotes. Learn from history.

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If you have Prime they can get you to the coroner in 2 days.

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If Sally has the square root of minus one dollars, and Bob has 1 dollar, and they pool their money to go buy ice cream, how much do they have?

It's root-two times e-to-the-i- pi/4 dollars!

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Best thing that ever happened to Viet Nam.

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Horrible Emmett Kelley libelz.

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Excuse me while I radicalize. I'm tired of banging my head against the wall.

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Shorter Kudlow and Santelli: "ARBEIT MACHT FREI"

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Geez -- where have I seen that before?

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Why is he commenting on this, anyway? He's not a goddamn epidemiologist.

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But not every statement is a demonstration of evil and incompetence.

No, I'd have to argue that for the Trump regime, it in fact is.

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A very smart congresswoman from Massachusetts was just asking Betsy DeVos about her arrangement that students who were over their heads in debt to phony college Corinthian? could be partly helped by Betsy DeVos' Department provided their income was now -$20,000. Sorry, it was something like that. Betsy said she was determined to help every single student and the young lady's information was not correct. The young lady said, "My math is correct I promise you, Betsy DeVos. And all these students wanted was to stand on their own two feet." Betsy DeVos didn't even realize the formula came out to a negative number.

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British MP for work and pensions Ian Duncan Smith?

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Because of a shortage of tests, tho, there could be some out there too and we wouldn't know it.

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