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Pretty sure Bush's abuse of power is over, given that someone else is Presnit now.

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They used a B-717 in the cartoon, which as any airplane nerd like me knows, looks nothing like a B-767. Gah. That little detail right there ruined my enjoyment of the film.

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Bloated Prostate Huckabee. Fixed.

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Ahem, "Welevancy".

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What if he were sprinkled throughout, in little bits?

You know, ground-up little bits?

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That totally explains the shit stuff that always was dribbling out of that thing!

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Uh oh, sounds like you need a little more cartoon therapy to help you with those awful hallucinations!

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343 FDNY firefighters and over 2,400 others died on 9-11. Huckabee capitalizes on the loss of those firefighters through a 108 second cartoon. As someone who attended 3 funerals where firefighters died in the line of duty all I will say is: Fuck You Mike Huckabee.

If I'm every within 100 miles of Mike Huckabee I will make it my primary mission to meet him and personally tell him that he's nothing more than a pandering asshole.

I am thoroughly disgusted with Mike Huckabee and his ilk.

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Needs more talking furniture. OH WAIT! Colin Powell <i>is</i> in it. Never mind.

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Will he make one about the Tea Party <strike>terrorists</strike> errorists and their economic "theories"?

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I'm gonna go with Jared Weaver on this. He seems to have a good fastball.

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And it's shitty camo. I can still see him.

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Only the ones who learnt their letters.

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WRONG. Right after the attacks, Dubya sat like a gargoyle in a Florida classroom. Then went into hiding. Then attacked Iraq to resolve his Oedipal issues.

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The sequel is President Rick Perry. We can relive the faith-based economic solutions and "cowboy" foreign policy we enjoyed during Dubya's reign of error. Plus: No term limits on VP so we can have Cheney again.

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OT: As of 11:55 the market is down 347 points. I wonder if this is what Oct 1929 looked like.

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