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Goonemeritus's avatar

I kind of think there will be more melodramatic temper tantrums in about 3 weeks over the outcome of the midterms.

Nancy Naive's avatar

He’s an anesthesiologist… gas passer.

FredRock's avatar

Andy, show me on this doll where Cat Murphy hurt your feewings.

tempusfugit's avatar

JFC, how is any district in fucking MARYLAND more than half RAPEUBLICUNT?!@?!?!??!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Anybody want to work for Andy and deal with this shit now? You saw how he treats the press and the public, how do you think he treats his staff?

Hank Napkin's avatar

Is it just me or are white people not all perfect?

Rick Werder's avatar

Sorry to inform you, Andy, but the First Amendment exists in part to let us laugh in your face if we feel like it when you’re busily spouting what Kellyanne Conway famously called “alternative facts.” It’s our right to laugh at you.

innocentbystander's avatar

A lot of legislators are, in fact, lawyers and therefore could be said to "know the law". Andy Harris is not a lawyer. He's a doctor. I am old enough to remember when Dr Harris was running for Congress and espousing Term Limits. That was. like. six or seven terms ago.

Nancy Naive's avatar

DelMarVa where the toothbrush was invented, otherwise it’d be called a teethbrush.

Anzu's avatar

That's like turning to the TV camera in a studio and whining that you didn't consent to be filmed.

Free beach's avatar

He’s seeking the constituents of whiners.

Maybe's avatar

If you can't take the heat, don't run for election. Note, too, that laughing is also protected by the First Amendment. And they didn't stop this guy from speaking. He stopped himself so he could have a hissy fit.

Dave A.'s avatar

I’m a proud Marylander represented by the INCOMPERABLE Jamie Raskin. I hate the idea that both parties are redistricting during the mid-terms, and was uncertain how I’d vote on our redistricting question, but after watching this INCOMPETENT dope spew his nonsense, I’m absolutely going to vote yes. Good job, Andy, ya’ big crybaby.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Douchebags are more useful than this placeholder of a candidate

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Andy Harris. What a thin skinned, candy-ass bitch.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

FFS, what is it with the Republicans and doctors who turn out to be morons ?????

Free beach's avatar

Too much surgical gas.

Tom65's avatar

MD-1 will always be Republican, but their reps haven’t always been assholes like Harris. Wayne Gilchrest was a decent moderate Republican but the party fucked him over.

Maybe's avatar

You may always be a Republican, but unfortunately the current Repub party is not. They're trumpsters. Voting Dem this year could actually be a very good thing for the Repub party if it brought down the current "leadership" and allowed the party to heal and recover.