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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Jebus fucking crust! Vote!!!

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kimothyanne's avatar

I was referring to the "14 loudly barking great Danes" that had to be "shunted aside"!

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Rickyphoo's avatar

My first thought as well. His base is made up of truly deranged people.

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Pm Deering's avatar

Oh HELL yeah!

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Pm Deering's avatar

Oh, thank you thank you!!!!! That helps IMMENSELY. Bless you.

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Pm Deering's avatar

Exactly!! Thank you!!

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Axomamma's avatar

Oh, come on - we all know it's Lindsey Graham.

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Come here a minute's avatar

"big percentage of men, young, strong"

I think the phrase he's looking for is "strapping young bucks." He stols MAGA from St. Ronnie, so why not?

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thewendyb's avatar

It was better in the Original Russian.

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MrsSippi's avatar

Back in the days of yore, watching the king take a shit was a public event, albeit for a select public. Why do we only get interviews? I want to see which Republican Senator is the Official Wiper Of The Orange Kings Ass.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Facts are for sissies

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

There are only two ways to think about the world. White and not white.

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thepoliticalcat's avatar

Sorry, Dok, I know you HAVE to cover the asshole, but I'm all trumped out today and just can't take another second of that grinning monster loon.

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RickK's avatar

Didn't they send dildos to the whackadoos with the Bundy's?

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

I'm sure he and his family own plenty of weapons manufacturer stock.

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