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Jebus fucking crust! Vote!!!

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I was referring to the "14 loudly barking great Danes" that had to be "shunted aside"!

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My first thought as well. His base is made up of truly deranged people.

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Oh HELL yeah!

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Oh, thank you thank you!!!!! That helps IMMENSELY. Bless you.

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Exactly!! Thank you!!

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Oh, come on - we all know it's Lindsey Graham.

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"big percentage of men, young, strong"

I think the phrase he's looking for is "strapping young bucks." He stols MAGA from St. Ronnie, so why not?

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It was better in the Original Russian.

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Back in the days of yore, watching the king take a shit was a public event, albeit for a select public. Why do we only get interviews? I want to see which Republican Senator is the Official Wiper Of The Orange Kings Ass.

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Facts are for sissies

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There are only two ways to think about the world. White and not white.

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Sorry, Dok, I know you HAVE to cover the asshole, but I'm all trumped out today and just can't take another second of that grinning monster loon.

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Didn't they send dildos to the whackadoos with the Bundy's?

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I'm sure he and his family own plenty of weapons manufacturer stock.

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