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nick kelly's avatar

To be fair. Walker didn't actually perform the abortions

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rtpoeman's avatar

Very good movie. Worked around Arnie's weaknesses to great effect.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Trump knew Herschel Walker, because Walker was on 'The Celebrity Apprentice.'"

Also, Walker played on the sportsball team Chump purchased because the NFL didn't want anything to do with him. Chump invested in the low-rent pro football league and then did what he's so often done in business - he ran it right into the ground.

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frrolfe's avatar

Brilliant 🤣

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John Thorstensen's avatar

We have Bill Kristol to thank for Sara Palin -- he was on one of those RWNJ cruise-ship thingies that stopped in Juneau, and a delegation had lunch with the Governor. Apparently her aw-shucks manner and mammalian protuberances made a big impression.

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Quarto's avatar

Please drop the "Impeach" sticker from your sales list. Unless I'm missing some non-Presidential reference.

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Relativicus's avatar

Ftr, Turnip knew Walker because Big Baby gave Herschel his first job. Turnip lured Walker out of Georgia after junior year to play for his United States Football League (USFL) team the New Jersey Generals.

And both he and Hannity latched onto Walker because Walker is the only black man with ties to Georgia that either of them know.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Upfist for "mammalian protuberances."

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John Thorstensen's avatar

In case you're culturally deprived, it's stolen from Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage", a song called "Wet T-shirt Night".

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

And here comes the ice pick in the forehead!

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thehackneyedcarriage's avatar

Fair point, well made.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Fail-Squad of Troglodytic Losers is my Paul Ryan kazoo tribute band.

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Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"? HELL NO!https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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