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In Dubya's case, that's "elected".

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He always wins.

We, however, lose.

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I think Breitbart stole their lunch.

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Oh dear gosh, how long until he imitates his idol Putin and shows us his orange moobs?

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Breaking news, 2017: President Trump to sign religious freedom bill known as the "God Wins Law".

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"My name is not German, it's Swiss."

--Laura Ingraham

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I dunno, it seems to have worked pretty well for Trump.

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Start you vicious bastard! START!!

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I would never deliberately do that. On a Thursday afternoon. In July.

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Am I supposed to know who this person is?

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Have you ever seen Cabaret on stage? That seen ends with a "fade" to the Emcee giving a Nazi salute. I think everyone in the audience gasped, even though we knew it was coming.

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If you don't, you're lucky.

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Thank you! This campaign has been one long, increasingly unsubtle series of winks and nods to white supremacists and Nazi-ass Nazis. She faced Drumpf, and she heiled. "See, O Great White Trash Unwashed? We know what you're about, and we like it!"

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See, I was gonna guess Austrian.

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"Disney did that too! See?"- Trump

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