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Odd J's avatar

as usual, those are normal words to say, and not weird at all. Well done Foxbots, you did it again.

DemoCat's avatar

Republicans purpose in life, the fuel that drives them, is their fantasy that all things democrats fight for are really insane, evil, maniacal satanic hedonisms. They either misunderstand nearly everything, or they actually understand but choose to distort liberal values to fuel their rage and to more easily define an enemy.

Zap's avatar

They believe that we think like they do. We don't.

Thixotropickle's avatar

It Takes Abortavillage To Abortapeople

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

There's zero chance Ray didn't masturbate while Trump gave his convention/Shark Week speech and as we all know, every sperm is scared, every sperm is good . . .

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

There's zero chance Ray didn't masturbate while Trump gave his convention/Shark Week speech and as we all know, every sperm is scared, every sperm is good . . .

RSKPDX's avatar

Abort the people!

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Breyer's is really missing out. They could've set up a stand with a big sign asking "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" next to the hot dog stand.

Atrele Kasha's avatar

I'm not sure Breyers would go for that, but I'd give them a ton for that alone. Like, sorry B&J's, I'mma have to cheat on y'all for a while.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

It’s only a “distrust of life” if you think “life” is a supernatural thing of cosmic significance rather than a product of good old biology.

As long as these clowns believe here is a magical ghost living inside us, they are going to be trouble.

Darth Trad's avatar

Go to a Trump rally and watch some guy get shot and die then.

Neil Nadelman's avatar

Just here to upvote the mention of Rhode Island hot weiners from Olneyville N.Y. System. I eat there whenever I find myself in Providence. Order the combo and choose coffee milk as your drink, and you'll be having the most Rhode Island meal possible. The only way to make it more Rhode Island is to have clam cakes as an appetizer and then a Dell's frozen lemonade for dessert.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I loathe and detest people who pretend they don't understand in order to spread disinformation and misinformation. Fortunately, I never have to see FNC; I do not have cable.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I had cable and now streaming, and I still haven't seen Fox News. It's amazing how easy it is not to see Fox News.

Zyxomma's avatar

The only time I ever saw it was at the office of the orthopedic surgeon who did not have to operate on my knee. I asked the receptionist to change the channel; she did.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

Hey. I’d happily get a vasectomy in exchange for a Maxwell Street Polish Sausage.

On the other hand, my face is probably birth control enough.

Alternative Dog's avatar

This whole thing is brilliant. And Robyn is very funny.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

If someone has twin fetuses, does she get two hot dogs?

Asking for a friend.

sea tea dee ay's avatar

If one already has had an abortion, vasectomy, and/or hysterectomy, could one get a free hot dog anyway? Asking for a polycule