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What do these chucklenuts have against the Founding Fathers?https://i.gr-assets.com/ima...

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"Har har! He farted!""That's why he was wearing a mask! Haaaa Haaaa!"Repugs, always raising the bar.You know, I swear I heard Laura queef in that video. Well, maybe not. If she had, the noxious cloud would have rendered everyone unconscious.Har har!

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You must be doing something right.

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Has that been proven?

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This schmuck got so triggered that he followed me over from RawStory.

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Only when he sexually assaults grifters who repeatedly commit perjury

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I think the whole “old people are too stupid to make good decisions” strategy is going to work almost as well as “who cares if some old people die of the rona” With the only demographic that reliably votes every time

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I have no idea what the context is here but........

https://youtu.be/7bqFzl9vY-I

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Just wait until Joe shits on them in November, that will be hilarious.

I guess Joe is at a disadvantage of not being hopped up on dope, so we get boring sincerity and plain humanity sans the orange face paint, leaning tower of piss stance and incoherent gibberish.

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Most of them don't read the New Testament! I think they get bored reading Jesus's genealogy (the begats) and then skip to Revelations. That's why they oppose everything that Jesus advocated (feed the poor, heal the sick, pay taxes).

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The spooky thing is that I've seen PRECISELY this line coming from the so-called progressive Left. The people who say blithely "Bernie has no scandals". Not yet he doesn't because the GOP are saving them up.

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It makes sense when you realise: they're not even trying to get any votes for Trump outside his existing cult. They're just trying to depress Dem turnout.

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As I said above, it's actually a plausible strategy given that they know they can't get anyone new to join Cult 45. Their only hope is depressing Dem turnout by putting out a BOTH SIDES message.

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Oh, Boris, you need have to be doing better than that, or you may take next vacation in lovely Siberia, da?

You and your comrades really have your work cut out for you this time.

https://electoral-vote.com/

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Do not forget that we had airports during the revolutionary war. Or the cancer-causing windmills.

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