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Nick Danger's avatar

I drove past Rifle, Colorado, last week. Was mildly tempted to see her restaurant, Shooters. But, nah.

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Maybe's avatar

I haven't heard that before. Could you link to your source?

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Maybe's avatar

I think we'd end up in the realm of imaginary numbers. (They do exist, in theory.)

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Maybe's avatar

Nowadays it is not possible to distinguish organized religions from political groups.

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Robin Goodfellow's avatar

Wonder if she's ever heard of the Law of Return, that an unsuccessful curse will come right back on the head of the sender, usually amplified?

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Nodding acquaintances?

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Robin Goodfellow's avatar

I knew a sergeant who had been in the Canadian peacekeeping forces on Cyprus, doing long booooring days on the line that was supposed to separate the Greeks from the Turks, sweeping the landscape with a pair of mounted, very powerful binoculars. One day, he told me, his corporal tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, Sarge, take a look at this." It was a Cypriot shepherd who was a long way off and must have thought he was out of sight, because he was enthusiastically fucking one of his sheep. Now, the rules for the peacekeeping forces were strict: any unusual event had to be written up and the report submitted to UN Headquarters. So they typed up a document entitled "Sheep Shagging Incident" and sent it in. Never did find out what happened to it in the end.

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rrjkr's avatar

Jesus wept

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Annie Towne's avatar

Giggle giggle I'm so smart giggle giggle

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Forest Vinson's avatar

I don't know why jesus didn't send out his fighter jets to take over Jerusalem.

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D.C. RAT's avatar

Looks like Lauren is still for hire. Not really sure what the difference is between a politician and an escort anyway.

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D.C. RAT's avatar

I'm guessing you're a American Exceptionalism history buff. The scum sucking democrats of LBJ came over to the republican party with Nixon's Southern strategy. The golems are your deplorables, buddy.

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de van's avatar

The White Supremacist Dixie Democrats were already flocking to the GOP before Nixon, one of the earliest "big names" was Strom Thurmond. Thurmond switched parties ahead of the 1964 United States presidential election, saying that the Democratic Party no longer represented people like him, and endorsed Republican nominee Barry Goldwater, who also opposed the Civil Rights Act.

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D.C. RAT's avatar

Thanks. History is complicated. I apologize for oversimplifying it to make a point.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Size of the payouts.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Jeezus texted WTF to his dad.

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