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Ted Cruz.

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Ooof.

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When it comes to these shitstains and the wordvomit which comes from their mouths, I generally feel like they aren’t actually dumb as a bag of dicks, but instead just say dumb things for political gain. In Boebert’s case…I actually think she’s too stupid to figure out that option.

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The voters in her district can't that stupid, given that she won re-election by only 546 votes, against an underfunded unknown who ran without any support from the DNC, DCCC or (apparently) the Colorado Dem. Committee.

This is why I say the GOP didn't win back the House last year as much as the DP lost it; thanks to the incompetence of the DCCC, then chaired by FORMER Rep. Sean Patrick Baloney, who pushed Mondaire Jones out of his NY district and promptly lost it to a Republican...along with four other NY House seats. That's why McCarthy is Speaker today instead of Pelosi (who pretty much hand-picked Baloney to chair the DCCC).

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tbh, $369,000 is only $20,000 a year, or $1600/month. What does birth control cost in 2008, without insurance?

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I am more stupid from having read this post.

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Lauren, besides Trump, you have to be one of the dumbest POS on earth. Just how the fuck do you do math? That's also got to make your son feel wonderful that you had him because money was more important to you. Now please tell us how much it cost to have him and raise him all these years versus the cost of the birth control pills? And the kid's name, Kaydon. Is that short for the K-Y was done?

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If she can go another sixteen years without sticking a fork in her toaster too hard she can pose in one of those "5 generations of dumb assed breeders" photos for the local paper.

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So now tell us about how you became a Repuke POS.

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Dumb and Dangerous: Why Sending Stupid, Unqualified People to Congress Might be Bad for America

My new book. Boo-Bert is a great example for why “I have opinions” should not be the only requirement to serve in Congress. We need serious, informed and thoughtful leaders. Not booboo-heads who make idiotic fake claims like birth control is more expensive than raising a child. Her cute little anecdote probably didn’t happen, but then again she’s so dumb you never know. So, after having two kids, momma Boebert decided to get on birth control, because she wanted to keep boning with her creepy husband, but didn’t want another screaming infant to raise. But when she inquired about birth control for the first time in her life, and was probably told it was like, um, $30 for a 30-day supply (again, if this stupid exchange happened at all), she knew it cost less than that to raise a kid for 18 years, so might as well add more humans to your responsibilities. Please, Congress, do better.

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She sure is aiming for the dumbest of the dumb

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Abstinence is free.

-- Nancy Reagan

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I doubted it was possible to be stupider than Gohmert. Should have told the GQP it’s not a contest, for fuck’s sake.

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So do I but the difference is how we think Jesus is going view the other side when He does. I'd rather be on my side than theirs. My side lives in far more accordance with Jesus's teachings than the other side does.

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Jayden Go-Gurt

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"Ow! Wrong hole."

-Nancy Reagan

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